I'm Breathless

Warren Beatty & Madonna
"Dick Tracy"

"Sooner or later you're gonna be mine

Sooner or later you're gonna be fine

Baby, it's time that you faced it
I always get my man

Sooner or later you're gonna decide
Sooner or later there's nowhere to hide
Baby, it's time, so why waste it in chatter
Let's settle the matter
Baby, you're mine on a platter
I always get my man" - Sooner Or Later, Madonna 

From the movie Dick Tracy 

Written by Stephen Sondheim 

Dick Tracy on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099422/

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

On August 26th, the explosive remake of the massive cult classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre from director Marcus Nispel (Friday the 13th) makes its global premiere on 4K UHD. This blockbuster was the first movie produced by Michael Bay's studio Platinum Dunes, and the Limited Edition features a 4K Ultra HD (2160p) presentation in Dolby and hours of special features. 

Five friends (including Jessica Biel, Blade:Trinity and Eric Balfour, Skyline) embark on a road trip through Texas and pick up a disoriented teenage girl who performs an extreme act to avoid being taken to the nearby town for help. The group searches for the elusive Sheriff Hoyt (R. Lee Ermey, Full Metal Jacket) to deal with the aftermath of their Good Samaritan deed, but things go murderously wrong when Leatherface (Andrew Bryniarski, Street Fighter) and his chainsaw surprise them. The teenagers appear to be on the menu for the local cannibals. The remake features the return of John Larroquette (Night Court) as the narrator, and Daniel Pearl, the director of photography from Tobe Hooper’s original The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. 

The special features include brand new audio commentaries; archival audio commentaries; new interviews; a making-of documentary; an in-depth look at Ed Gein, who inspired the character of Leatherface; scenes excised from the final edit; deleted scenes, including an alternate opening and ending; screen tests for Jessica Biel, Eric Balfour, and Erica Leerhsen; a behind-the-scenes featurette; cast and crew interviews; theatrical trailers; TV spots; concept art galleries; a double-sided foldout poster featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Aaron Lea, and an illustrated collector’s booklet featuring new writing on the film by Michael Gingold.

Watch the trailer for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre here: https://youtu.be/y2NDtxcE2DY?si=Av9bAw-zWOehSmml

Order Here: https://customers.mvdb2b.com/b2b/s/AV645

Michael's Musings

"You're Face To Face, With The Man Who Sold The World"
Michael Shinafelt

"We passed upon the stairs, We spoke of was and when, Although I wasn't there,

He said I was his friend
Which came as a surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
A long long time ago" - The Man Who Sold The World, David Bowie 

This week I learned the federal government thinks the average person has the IQ of a house plant and the memory of Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates, that's all

My circle is small, but the people in it mean everything to me, the more you know

FYI Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

Daddy Long Legs, because "Long Legs" isn't kinky enough, discuss

Watched the first season of the HBO MAX show Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin. This makes me want a version of the OG Pretty Little Liars that didn't have to adhere to network restrictions.

Erika Jayne of RHOBH fame had a Kiki with Jake Shears and the Scissor Sisters at the Kia Forum this past weekend while opening for Kesha, and aren't you happy?!

If there were no clients why is Ghislaine Maxwell in jail???

Some rough s*x and no thinking would be nice right now

Woman Crush of the Week - Rachel Brosnahan who I hear is terrific as Lois Lane in the new Superman movie!!!

California Governor Gavin Newsom slams the immigration raid at MacArthur Park as political cruelty...indeed...

Dear Facebook memories, that tw#t is not my friend anymore, have a nice day

Freedom, Love, Joy, Peace

Saw Sinners in the theater, watched for the second time on HBO MAX over the 4th of July weekend. Even more amazing than first time I saw it!!!

Today's Secret Word Is: "Sling" 

Got a secret you'd like to share, I'm here for you -

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://bsky.app/profile/michaelshinafelt.bsky.social

https://www.tiktok.com/@michaelshinafelt   

Hump Day & Chill

Natalie Wood & Sammy Davis Jr.

My first Movie Star crush was Natalie Wood straight outta West Side Story. Her portrayal of Maria left me spellbound. From that day forward I devoured everything about her. 

Since I am a huge fan I also follow her official Instagram account and this cooler than cool image of her and Sammy Davis Jr. appeared on it. 

Thus let's Hump Day & Chill old school Hollywood style with two of the coolest members of the club. Shall we call this when Natalie Met Sammy? Why not I say! Although I am sure this is not the first time they met judging by their body language in the photo. They look way too familiar with each other for it to be so.

All of the abovementioned being stated wouldn't you just love to know what secrets they shared?! I know I would...

Hump Day & Chill!

Natalie on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/nataliewood/

What Cynthia Erivo Says...

This 100%! Live your truth with no apologies...

Cynthia on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/cynthiaerivo/?hl=en

Hello Monday...

Heading into the post holiday week like...

Here's Monday! Get out there and light the match.

If you know, you know...

"I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter" Firestarter, The Prodigy

Firestarter on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firestarter_(The_Prodigy_song) 

Just Because

Nicholas Hoult
as
Lex Luthor

Just Because bald is beautiful, Just Because I can and Just Because Superman opens this Friday  July 12th...behold Nicholas Hoult as Lex Luthor in the the upcoming Man Of Steel movie!

Honestly all you comic book fans can have David Corenswet to swoon over in his Superman costume. I personally will be pining for the villain Lex Luthor.

Hoult is the hottie in this outing of the man from Krypton...fight me! 

There's something so sexy about a testosterone driven bad guy who looks positively beautiful bald.

Now if you'll excuse me I have some naughty things I have to do with my day.

Lex Luthor would approve!

Nicholas Hoult on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/nicholashoult/?hl=en