Back To The Hills

T.G.I.F. Minions! Well as everyone knows by now Denise Richards is returning to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

While there are some of you (I don't know you) that are not pleased about this, I for one am.

Denise was the breath of fresh air the show needed the first season she was on, that's why she got dragged the second one. Jealousy is an ugly thing, and Rinna (the Queen of Dragging Housewives) did not her stealing her thunder, thus she hopped on her broomstick and did her thing.

I also think it's great that Lisa Rinna is off the show, it will give Denise a lot more room to breathe and reclaim her first season bad self.

Yeah, I agree with what Garcelle is saying...

RHOBH on the WWW -

https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills

Michael's Musings

I'm A Barbie Girl
Michael Shinafelt

OK, I'm game, here's my Barbie moment. I'm sure you've all seen and heard of the latest Internet sensation, making yourself a Barbie meme in anticipation of the upcoming Barbie Movie. 

Yeah, I could have made myself Ken, but you know me, I always want top billing 😉 

C'mon Barbie Let's go party!!!

Tom Schwartz saying he was a great husband on VPR, pass the barf bag please

FYI You can't keep hiding from your problems with bigger earrings

Sometimes life is like Sesame Street, but in Hell. The more you know...

Speaking of which The Count from Sesame Street's number this week is: 34

I loved this, saw it opening weekend! On this day in 2007: Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino joined forces and released GRINDHOUSE.

One of my first man crushes was Anthony Perkins in Psycho, analyze that!

Anyone have thoughts on Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn in the Joker sequel? Discuss...

Pour some beer on me, like one of your French Girls

Woman Crush of the Week - Ariana Madix for her Academy Award delivery of this gem "For you to die."

Current Jeopardy question: Whose milkshake brings all the Proud Boys to the hill???

Who do you believe the fake blonde with the big tits, or Stormy Daniels?

Please explain to me the type of person who would put ketchup on pizza 😟

Remember the difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber

OK, time to get caffeinated Minions!

Coffee time is here!

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/MShinafelt  

Hump Day & Chill

In Gwyneth We Trust

This week we have the definition of Hump Day & Chill in the house! One Ms. Gwyneth Paltrow during her trial regarding some ski accident somewhere. 

Honestly who cares about the details Gwyneth was cool as a cucumber and making no apologies for her white woman privilege as only she can.

Cards on the table? There are more than a few things that annoy me about Ms. Paltrow but this trial was one of her best performances evuh!!! She was everything and then some the most collected, calm rich white woman in the history of them! 

I'm glad she took the proceedings on with a bit of pomp and frivolity, because I certainly thought the case against her was ridiculous and should never have gone to trial.

Thus we crown Gwyneth Paltrow the this week's Queen of Hump Day & Chill. Until someone dethrones her get your hump on Minions!!!

Ms. P on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/gwynethpaltrow/?hl=en

Weather Forecast

Stormy Daniels

Today's Forecast: Stormy with a chance of indictments -

Enjoy your Tuesday Minions!!!

Stormy on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/thestormydaniels/?hl=en 

AmnesiA

The first feature written and directed by Martin Koolhoven...reveals him as a skillful manipulator of disturbing visual images and a screenwriter adept at sustaining a mood of impending doom.

     —New York Times

AmnesiA, directed by Martin Koolhoven (Winter in Wartime, Brimstone), is a psychological mystery thriller in which a photographer (Fedja van Huêt) returns home to find his family's dark secrets uncovered. Winner of the Golden Calf Award for Best Actor for dual role by Fedja van Huêt (Character, Speak No Evil). Debut feature film of Carice van Houten (Black Book, Game of Thrones). Cult Epics presents AmnesiA in a newly restored 4K High-definition transfer and a plethora of bonus features.

Media

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Bonus Materials

• 4K HD Transfer (from the original camera negative) and Restoration
• Introduction by Martin Koolhoven
• Audio Commentary by Martin Koolhoven, Fedja van Huet, moderated by Peter Verstraten
• A Conversation with Martin Koolhoven & Carice van Houten (2022) 44 Mins
• The Making of AmnesiA (2001) 38 mins
• Behind-the-Scenes with Carice van Houten (2001)
• Theatrical Trailer
• Dual-layered Disc

Order Here -

https://mvdb2b.com/b2b/s/CE205

That's So Drew

Flash Ah-ah
Drew Barrymore

Having been around Drew throughout the years this is so her, and not remotely a surprise. She's like a fairy, magical and wonderful...

There's a first time for everything, just ask Drew Barrymore.

The actress started experiencing her first hot flash during the March 27 episode of her eponymous talk show with guests Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler by her side.

"I am so hot, I think I'm having my first perimenopause hot flashes," Drew said while removing her blazer and fanning herself. "For the first time, I think I'm having my first hot flash. Whoa!"

Jennifer then quipped, "Oh, I feel so honored," as she helped Drew loosen the bow on her blouse. 

Drew on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/drewbarrymore/?hl=en  

April Fool's Day

While the impact of April Fool's Day has been considerably lessened by the Internet I still like to, as many still do acknowledge it. Hey, traditions die hard...

So here I go with a symbolic gesture, Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn.

I'm assuming no more needs to be said on this? Yeah, I thought not...

April Fools Day on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day