Michael's Musings

Michael Shinafelt

My Code Name is: Agent Provocateur - that's why I am proudly sporting my "fag." T-Shirt. With hate speech so prominent this past week due to the Tweeting of one Roseanne, destroying her career and show revival with a few keystrokes. Well you know I couldn't #resist.

FYI - for those of you who can't wrap your collective brains around it I am far from PC, thus my choice of apparel this week. That being stated I do not condone hate speech. "Yes" Virginia they are two different entities. Time to move on, whatever transpires past this, Ambien is to blame...

If you can't blame Ambien, blame Canada

Saggitarians on Adderal, discuss

When in doubt, shout it out!

Dear Roseanne, your racism is more on point than your rendition of The Star Spangled Banner

Tonight's the night, really, it is

Have I offended you yet? Yeah, I can't compete with Donald Trump.

Who put the "bone" in Bonaparte?

There was an old lady who  swallowed a fly...

We have now entered The Twilight Zone (refer to the above headline)

Once upon a time there was something called common sense and intelligence, then the WWW let people without brain cells have a voice

The Real Housewives of New York, is, and will always be my favorite of the "Housewives" franchise

Whistle if your horny, or do something more provocative, the choice is yours

Clarifying a previous musing, I am a Saggitarian, and I am not on Adderal, it was about a friend

Your Mama don't dance, and your Daddy don't Rock-N-Roll - that's not true, I am referred to as "Daddy" sometimes and I DO Rock-N-Roll

Obey Michael at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/mshinafelt?lang=en    

Do You Wanna Party?!

I'd Love To Know, Wouldn't You?!
Zachary Quinto & Debra Messing

Happy Hump Day! We've all made it to the middle - so let's get down and party like Debra Messing & Zachary Quinto post Hotel Artemis screening in NYC, or not.

I don't know about you kiddies, but I am feeling festive today. Perhaps I will do a little side step, or not.

Whatever, I need to move on now and get to the important things in life such as yoga and other such matters. This is my way of saying I am running behind schedule this Hump Day ayem.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, so go get a T-Shirt that states that, or bend it like Debra & Zachary, the choice is yours.

I need that cup of coffee pronto!

Michael has left the lap top.

Debra on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/therealdebramessing/?hl=en

Zachary on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/zacharyquinto/?hl=en   

Twos - Day

Prince Harry & Meghan Markle

Happy Twos -Day! That's correct minions being the random contraption I am, I'm feeling the love of the numeral two twoday. As in two people, couples or two people spending some "quality time" together.

This is most likely because I had some hot, intense "quality time" recently and it's been on my mind ever since. Hey, you can't shake that feeling easily.

So, I have decided to post celebrity twosomes that are eye catching to myself and others. Bask, minions, bask! No need to thank me you can just....

Chrissy Teigen & John Legend

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel

Amal & George Clooney

Monday Motivation

By The Sea
Ashley Tisdale & Zac Efron

Happy Memorial Day Peeps! Today I bring you the beach as your Monday Motivation, courtesy of Zac Efron & Ashley Tisdale his former High School Musical co-star.

On a three day weekend what else is one supposed to do, but a little California Dreamin' on the shores of Malibu. Alas that is not what I will be doing, yep, you guessed it, I am working on some projects today. But hey a guy can dream, can't he?!

Dreaming is exactly what I am going to do. I will fantasize that I am with Zac on down in Malibu instead of Ashley in this photo. How's that for a vivid imagination?!

Anyway, time to motor, I'd better werk! Enjoy your Holiday...!!!

Zac on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/zacefron/?hl=en

Ashley on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/ashleytisdale/?hl=en

Sunday Schwing!

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Flower Power!

In Bloom
Lady Gaga 

"Flower Power was a slogan used during the late 1960s and early 1970s as a symbol of passive resistance and non-violence ideology"

Lady Gaga has been keeping a low profile as of late. Trust me, I follow her on Instagram and she has only resurfaced recently and for a blip, only to disappear again.

That means our Lady of Gaga is werking, not twerking. However she was snapped recently on the streets of NYC carrying a vase full of flowers on prominent display.

Hmmmmmmmm...is there a cryptic meaning to these in your face blossoms, such as peace out? Or perhaps they signal a new, not a bad, romance...or...

Whatever the case, this pic is giving good vibes only, which is something we all need.

Holla!

Gaga on the "Gram" -
https://www.instagram.com/ladygaga/?hl=en  

Walk The Dinosaur

Dino-Mite!
Chris Pratt

"Open the door, get on the floor, Everybody walk the dinosaur" - Was (Not Was)

When I spied this photo of Chris Pratt posing with a Dinosaur to promote the latest Jurassic World opus - Fallen Kingdom in London, well I couldn't help but post it.

Oh, and BTW the reasons have nothing to do with the movie, of which I have no intention of seeing. First off the image is dynamic. Secondly Pratt looks cute in it. Third and most important of all it took me back to my youth in the 80's - 1988 to be exact when the group Was (Not Was) had a hit song called Walk The Dinosaur.

How's that for random, yet fun?! Trivia at it's finest.

What's that? Who walks a dinosaur? What a silly song, you say? Literal it was not euphemism it was, that's correct, Yoda taught me this in the 80's as well.

Mic Drop! 

Chris Pratt on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/prattprattpratt/?hl=en