Let Them Eat Cake!

Humble Pie
Ryan Reynolds

With Free Guy being a smash success let's face the fact that it is Ryan Reynolds world and we just live in it.

Me thinks it's time to take him down a peg or two, and the one person who knows how to do that is his wife Blake Lively.

Bear witness to her wishing her hubby a HBD with a not so tasty looking pie. Complete with candles and of course a side of humor.

Wonder if her Humble Pie worked and made Ryan, well, more humble.

Kidding, Reynolds is quite down to earth, and can also take a joke.

Now get out there and seize the day Minions!

Ryan on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/vancityreynolds/  

Hump Day & Chill

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Michael's Musings

Take On Me???
Michael Shinafelt

You know the old adage "Don't poke the bear?" Well this bear, done got poked this week. 

Would  you like to know what happens when such a thing goes down? I know you are curious, all the popular people are. To find out this and how other fantastic beasts are faring read on! 

PS Gold's Hollywood, you are welcome for the free plug included in this column 

Dear Kanye West - if you think slavery is a choice, then your mental state is too.

Today's tongue twister: "Someone was caught half naked in the Queen's bedroom" - Queen being an open for interpretation sort of term. 

Whatever it is, I'm sure your opening monologue will cover it

Is there anybody out there?!

Horny guys need love too!

Lisa Vanderpump gifted Kyle Richards with a $3,000 Channel Bag after she loses $1 million in possessions (including bags) in a home burglary. Who says chivalry is dead???

Shout our to my sister Susan Waters who turns the big five-oh this coming Tuesday, that's May the 8th. Welcome to the tribe sis! 

"Come Alive"
Traci Lords

My friend Traci Lords is also turning 50, on Monday May the 7th. In honor of that she is releasing her new single "Come Alive" - "Yes" I've heard it and no you can't until Monday. Stay tuned for our upcoming chat. 

I am the black jeep of the family 

Behold the Dirt Bike Bitch - subway graffiti at it's most random

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels

Blake Lively stopped following her husband Ryan Reynolds on Instagram. "Yes" that was random.

I will survive, but will you?

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Only 1 Week Until Halloween!!!

Angelina Jolie

Between the remake of IT and American Horror Story: Cult evil clowns are all the rage for Halloween 2017.

I decided to Google "celebrities as evil clowns" and boy did I come up with some scary ones! To celebrate the imminent arrival of All Hallows Eve next week I decided to post a few of my favorite  images of celebs re-imagined as clowns that make you go yikes!

Proceed at your own peril!

Ryan Reynolds

George Clooney

Beyonce

Follow the link below to more Evil Celebrity Clowns on PopDust.com, I double dog dare you!
https://www.popdust.com/29-of-your-favorite-celebrities-reimagined-as-really-evil-clowns-1889907031.html

It's Santa Mickey!

Not A Creature Was Stirring, Except For Mickey Mouse!
Ryan Reynolds, Mickey Mouse & Blake Lively

Santa made me post this. Blame it on the spirit of Christmas taking possession of me, but I just had to post this way too cute photo of Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively striking a pose with Santa Mickey in front of the castle at Disneyland. 

Apparently the twosome were there celebrating their daughter James' second Birthday. Happy, Happy James! 

What made me cross over to the saccharine side? If you have ever been to Disneyland at Christmas time you would understand just how much more magical it is this time of year. It can turn any Scrooge into a Tiny Tim. I was there last year in December and had a truly enchanted day. 

The theme park's halls are decked with the most festive of decor and the happy factor is off the hook!

Speaking of which, Happy Saturday to and to all a good one!

PS Although I had a blast, I must say I am a bit grouchy that I did not get a photo with Santa Mickey too...Bah Humbug!

Disneyland on the WWW:
https://disneyland.disney.go.com/  

Double Ryan's, Double The Fun!

Three Way?
Ryan Reynolds & Ryan Gosling

Once upon a time there were two hunky actors name Ryan. One with the last name of Reynolds, the other Gosling. They collided in one truly lust inducing moment at the Critic's Choice Awards held in Santa Monica, CA. 

Reynolds being nominated for Deadpool and Gosling for La La Land. This satiated the fantasy of a menage for many women & gay men.

Personally I would not kick either of them to the curb. But if I had to pick one, just one, I would go with the Ryan named Gosling. Yep, I tend to like my guys a little more edgy, and Gosling has that in abundance.

Of note Reynolds won for Best Actor in a Comedy for Deadpool, while my my boy Gosling did not for La La Land. Yep, Reynolds whipped Gosling's butt in the competition. 

Hey, I don't judge the object of my personal lust on such things. Gosling I am still here for you if you ever need me, I've got your back! 

Check out the list of winners from the award ceremony here:

www.ew.com/article/2016/12/11/critics-choice-awards-2016-winners 

Betty White Is Horny For...Deadpool!

"Deadpool" @ The Vista Theater
Photo: Michael Shinafelt

Happy Valentine's Day! Like many of you I saw Deadpool this Presidents Day weekend. Also like those of you who went I was going in anticipation of seeing an irreverent R-Rated take on the Super Hero genre that broke the fourth wall of all things!

So off I sauntered to the best local theater in Los Angeles, The Vista. It has one screen and one fucking movie, thus no need to state what you want to see, just buy your damn ticket and enter. 

Well I truly enjoyed Deadpool, however I would like to give you the best. review. ever. of it's from none other than Betty White.

As you may, or perhaps not recall Betty co-starred with Ryan Reynolds in The Proposal with Sandra Bullock, a film which caught my ass by surprise because I actually enjoyed it (romcoms = not my thing in general.) 

White gives the DP "Four Golden Girls" and states "Ryan Reynolds is so fucking handsome."

Gee Betty, horny much? Jump to the quickie review below!

Deadpool, it's what horny & Betty White have in common!

https://twitter.com/BettyMWhite
https://www.instagram.com/bettymwhite/  

Weekends Were Made For Ryan Reynolds Penis

Want To See Something Really Scary?
Ryan Reynolds

While Deadpool has been getting rave reviews for being like no other Super Hero movie you have ever seen, for it's hardcore R-Rated content featuring a central character with a very dirty mind and an even fouler mouth. 

A few other things have been gathering momentum for this radical vision of a comic book based movie. Namely the appearance of Ryan Reynolds family jewels in a fight scene. it has been confirmed Ryan goes full monty and frees the one eyed snake on the big(?) screen.

Reynolds has this to say about his added exposure:

“There was a lot of me there.There’s nothing else you can do except to just sorta grin, bear it, and go, ‘All right guys, we’re all going to get to really know each other today. I may be sitting on this man’s face at some point, he may be sitting on mine.’ It was ugly but necessary.”

It's about time that Men are getting their due on screen as sex objects. The rise in full frontal Male nudity of late is quite welcome. My prediction, DP will be king of the BO this weekend, like, duh!

Now about that scene where our hero gets pegged with a strap-on...

Here is the link to the NSFW trailer, get it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCvLUxICxEI 

Snuggle Up With Ryan Reynolds

Come Hither It's Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds wants to seduce you as Deadpool.

He shared a photo of himself dressed as the anti-hero he originally played in X-Men Origins: Wolverine on Twitter this past Friday. 

The image is a parody of the 1972 nude centerfold Burt Reynolds did for Cosmopolitan.

Along with the photo he also Tweeted "No bears were harmed in the making of this photo, though many bears were likely turned on."

Cheeky.

The Deadpool movie is out February 12, 2016.

Tweet, tweet, tweet with Ryan at:

https://twitter.com/vancityreynolds