Thursday, August 16, 2018

Michael's Musings

Make a Pass at Me
Michael Shinafelt

"Trades her soul as skin and bones, Sells the only thing she owns, Woman in Chains" - Woman in Chains, Tears For Fears

While I am not a woman, nor am I in chains - this classic Tears For Fears song has been playing on loop in my head of late. Why??? I dunno - Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone...speaking of which...


The first rule of Michael Shinafelt Club? Don't interrupt me while I'm boxing 

Emma Stone Talks - winner of weirdest byline of the week 

Have you ever heard Aretha Franklin sing opera? YouTube it minions, it's amaze balls!

Morphing, it's a thing

DeAundra Peek, Peeks at whom you may ask? Find out by clicking on the link below -
https://creativespaceforlease.wordpress.com/deaundra-peek-saturday-august-18-at-8pm/

Let's get naked!

"Trump’s fight with Turkey better not fuck up my Thanksgiving dinner" - Comedian, Tony Tripoli 

Pretty In Pink


F#ck She's 60!
Madonna
Never thought I'd live long enough to state this - Happy 60th Birthday Madonna!

The Big Picture 

Since I'm no longer a Bear...


I bequeath your ass

There was a boy, a very special boy - note the operative word is was

When all else fails, F#ck it!

Bend over and pick up the soap for me at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/
s://twitter.com/MShinafelt  


Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Photo Bomb!

How Many Tongues Do I Give???
l-r
Michelle Williams, Salma Hayek, BusyPhilipps
With all the strife in the world there is one bomb that is a fun kind, "Yes" minions it's photo bomb time!

Today's fun loving bomb comes courtesy of Busy Philipps, ya know Michelle Williams BFF. Along with her caption: “World’s greatest/most beautiful photo bomber" - that would be a reference to one Ms. Salma Hayek.

This was of course at the Oscars, naturally.

Why this photo bomb, why not another? Because this one made me smile it was so damned fun! Hey who doesn't like beautiful women acting silly?

I ask you? Really I am asking you. Please gimme an answer. I'm waiting...

Michelle on IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0931329/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Salma on IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000161/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Busy on IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005311/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Monday, August 13, 2018

Day Of Indulgence

Today's Secret Word is "Indulgence"
Shay Mitchell
I hereby decree today a Day of Indulgence. Why? Why not? As you all know I am a big Pretty Little Liars fan. F#ck you, "Yes" I know it's off the air, that does not mean one stops the love. Thus I present you with Shay Mitchell, today, Monday August 13, 2018 @ Jennifer Klein's Day of Indulgence Party in Santa Monica, CA.

While I have not one thought as to who Jennifer Klein is, alright I shall Google it, right here, right now. OK, she's a Producer - she believes we should indulge, oh and so do I.

Let's get with Shay and go for it, and I do mean it! You know that mystic it, the one we all seek. 

Because indulgence is the new black. 

There you go, I said it. Now let's get this Monday started! 

Indulgence everyone, indulgence and then some.

Shay on the IG -

https://www.instagram.com/shaymitchell/?hl=en

Sunday, August 12, 2018

Put A Bandanna On It!

Inspiring Dr. Seuss Realness
Megan Fox
What do you do when you're dressed all in blue with nothing better to do? Well if you are Megan Fox you add another hue and that hue is a red bandanna.

"Yes" I am feeling my inner Dr. Seuss today, to bad it isn't the month of May. What's that you say? "Yes" the sky is sunny because she is in LA and not gray.

Megan is walking in LA, nobody walks in LA, they are not that cray. Or perhaps they are, walking is much more fun than riding in a car, or drinking in a bar.

See what you did Ms. Fox? now I am craving a bagel and some lox. But first I must put on my socks.

My socks are on I'm gotta run, it's time for me to take a walk in the sun.

Megan on IG -
https://www.instagram.com/meganfox/?hl=en

Saturday, August 11, 2018

Thunderf#ck!


ALASKA THUNDERF*CK ANNOUNCES NEW
MUSICAL GROUP ALASKA & JEREMY  
AMETHYST JOURNEY  ALBUM SET FOR RELEASE AUGUST 17

PRE-ORDER BEGINS AUGUST 10. ALL ORDERS RECEIVE TWO INSTANT GRAT TRACKS


DEBUT SINGLE & VIDEO “ALIENS” AVAILABLE AUGUST 17

WORLDWIDE TOUR DATES RUN THRU 2018

Thunder only happens when you're f#cking...

World Famous drag star Alaska Thunderf*ck has announced that her new musical group Alaska & Jeremy will release their debut album Amethyst Journey on August 17 via PEG Records, the LGBT-focused label of Producer Entertainment Group (PEG).  Alaska & Jeremy is the collaboration with her long-time musical partner Jeremy (Mikush). Pre-orders begin Friday, August 10 via http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1420705736?ls=1&app=itunes.  All pre-order purchases will receive two instant grat tracks – “Aliens” and “Truth in The Light.”

Amethyst Journey was meticulously crafted and molded with love and patience alongside producer Markaholic.  Jeremy and I have been making music together for over 9 years. After taking a retreat into the woods of the Russian River Valley to write, reflect, and commune with nature and one another, Amethyst Journey was born.  

The album is a collection of songs that are a combination of our outlook and inspirations-- a response to current issues and the state of our planet.  We believe the Queer community is a model for our global extended family, and together we have the power to create positive change for all of humanity.  

All of the songs were recorded in downtown Los Angeles with producer Markaholic.  We worked together along with Mark to craft and mold each track with love and patience.” said Alaska. 

The first single & video, “Aliens” is also set for release on August 17, premiering exclusively on VEVO.  “Aliens,” the album’s overture, is a folk music-based lullaby written for the people of Earth that asks the questions: What is the future we want?  Does the idea of extraterrestrial visitors come from a Savior complex... or an Armageddon complex?

Amethyst Journey will be available via all digital retailers as well as Alaska & Jeremy’s website:  alaskaandjeremy.com

Amethyst Journey Track Listing:

1) Aliens
2) Truth in the Light
3) So Far Gone
4) The Wind
5) Son of a Mother
6) The End of the World
7) Ascension
8) At the End of the Day

In addition, Alaska will continue touring throughout the world for the remainder of the year.  Tour Dates

Aug 11 2018 – Chicago, IL - Roscoes
Aug 18 2018 – London, UK - DragWorld
Aug 19 2018 – London, UK - DragWorld
Aug 22 2018 – Nottingham, UK - Glee Club
Aug 23 2018 – Amsterdam, NL - Melkweg
Aug 24 2018 – Brighton, UK - Revenge
Aug 25 2018 – Leeds, UK - O2 Academy
Aug 27 2018 – Essex, UK - CTZN
Sep 06 2018 – Phoenix, AZ - Charlies
Sep 07 2018 – Ft. Lauderdale, FL - The Manor
Sep 08 2018 – Brooklyn, NY - Bushwig
Sep 09 2018 – San Francisco, CA - Beaux
Sep 14 2018 – Ann Arbor, MI - Necto
Sep 15 2018 – Champaign, IL - 51 Main
Sep 20 2018 – Canberra, Australia - Canberra Theatre
Sep 21 2018 – Sydney, Australia - Max Watts
Sep 22 2018 – Melbourne, Australia - Chasers
Sep 25 2018 – Auckland, New Zealand - Bruce Mason Centre
Sep 27 2018 – Brisbane, Australia - Family
Sep 28 2018 – Adelaide, Australia - Mary's Poppin
Sep 29 2018 – Perth, Australia - Connections
Oct 02 2018 – Singapore, Singapore - Shrine Auditorium
Oct 04 2018 – Toronto, Canada - Danforth Music Hall
Oct 05 2018 – Louisville, KY - Play
Oct 13 2018 – Atlanta, GA - The Deep End
Oct 14 2018 – Bogota, Colombia - Sutton Club
Oct 20 2018 – Las Vegas, NV - Charlies
Oct 23 2018 – Newcastle, UK - "Heels of Hell!"
Oct 24 2018 – Birmingham, UK - "Heels of Hell!"
Oct 25 2018 – London, UK - "Heels of Hell!"
Oct 28 2018 – Manchester, UK - "Heels of Hell!"
Oct 29 2018 – Glasgow, UK - "Heels of Hell!"
Oct 30 2018 – Dublin, Ireland - "Heels of Hell!"
Nov 02 2018 – Melbourne, Australia - Chasers
Nov 03 2018 – Sydney, Australia - The Roundhouse
Nov 04 2018 – Brisbane, Australia - Eight

Friday, August 10, 2018

Freaky Friday

Just Do It!
Madonna
"We go hard or we go home, We gonna do this all night long, We get freaky if you want" - "Bitch I'm Madonna" Madonna

Bitches I'm Michael! I go hard, that's why I never go home, oh and freaky? Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...

OK, I'm not going to divulge anything really other than I don't know about you cats but I'm feeling mighty real and quite free-ky this Friday. "Yes" the misspelling of "freaky" was on porpoise. As was the last typo.

Let me impart these words of wisdom to you on this August 10, 2018 - live by your own rules and what works for you. Surprise yourself everyday, go with the flow and free your mind and the rest will follow...that's correct now I am sounding like an En Vogue single.
Get Freaky
Michael Shinafelt
While there is always accidents in life sometimes they are happy ones and you never know what may come of them. 

“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mike Drop! Get it? My name is Michael, Mike. Carry on and let your freak flag fly!

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