Michael's Musings

Look Closer
Michael Shinafelt

Many of my friends who are fans of the show The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have posed this question to me since episode one: "Why is Denise Richards on the show?" 

Then a along came Penis-gate, and her giving zero F#cks attitude about her wedding to Aaron Phypers. That's correct minions Denise is on the show to make the rest of the women look trivial and annoying IMHO. Denise is there to teach them, not to mention the rest of us, life is too short to accentuate the negative have fun and let the good times roll! So, what are we waiting for, time to roll and rock...!!!

Life is a parade of absurdities and pain, and then we die, alone, in filth. So, yes, little girl I shall buy a box of Thin Mints.

That time in spin class when my Whore and my Toy didn't show. That's correct I was a Toyless Whore 😟

Check your panda 

According to an online game my Metal Band name is: Crucified C#nt Muffin Witch

Need proof Karma exists? I present you Wendy Williams

I know tongue talk

Cherry's my favorite

What's up hoes?

Drive by Lesbian moment, discuss

Colin Farrell, Colin Farrell, Colin Farrell

Put a little lust in your heart 

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a _______ fill in that blank, I dare ya!

Dumbo opens tomorrow 

The Ides of March are winding down 

Spring forward with me to April won't you at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt  

Hump Day & Chill

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"Postcards In The Sky"

David Archuleta
Photo:
MEGA Man

DAVID ARCHULETA DEBUTS VIDEO FOR

“POSTCARDS IN THE SKY”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62L9j8xtRlY

ADDS NEW DATES TO 2019 NORTH AMERICAN TOUR

David Archuleta has debuted his brand new video “Postcards In the Sky,” the title track to his most recent album release.

Click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62L9j8xtRlY

“I wanted to show different scenarios of people going through hard things. “Postcards in the Sky” was inspired by a story of a girl who lost her mom and little brother in a car accident. (Relatives of co-writer of the song actually).  In the funeral they released balloons with messages/memories on them, symbolizing that it’d reach wherever they may be now that they’re gone. I felt like we need to do that more often. Let out our “postcards” into the world. Our voices, our words can make a difference. We don’t know whose life it will change, but most likely it’s our own life that’s changed by it. That’s how it’s been for me.” Says David

Additionally, David is currently on his North American tour in support of the Postcards In The Sky album release.  Initial dates were revealed earlier this year with numerous cities just added to the trek.  The tour will weave through such cities as New York, Boston & Chicago before hitting Las Vegas, NV & Santa Barbara, CA in mid-April.  Tickets available here: https://davidarchuleta.com/home/live/

Additional videos from Postcards In The Sky 

Video for "Numb" -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_CSviGy74s

Video for "Up All Night" -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzorTHrGdrQ

Lyric video for "Invincible" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVYhDFiTvqU

David is also writing new material for his next album scheduled to be released in late 2019.

2019 Tour Dates

3/21       Scranton, PA           Stage West

3/22       Pawling, NY            Darryl’s House

3/23       Northampton, MA Iron Horse

3/25       Ithaca, NY              The Haunt

3/27      Alexandria, VA       Birchmere

3/28      Boston, MA            City Winery

3/29      Norfolk, CT             Infinity Hall

3/30      Sellersville, PA       Sellersville Theatre

4/1        Cleveland, OH        Beachland Ballroom

4/2        Chicago, IL              City Winery

4/4        Fargo, ND               Sanctuary Events Center

4/5        Gillette, WY           Heritage Theater

4/6        Billings, MT            Pub Station Ballroom

4/8        Boise, ID                 Egyptian Theatre

4/9        Idaho Falls, ID       Colonial Center

4/11     Fresno, CA              Tower Theater

4/12     Modesto, CA          State Theatre

4/15     Las Vegas, NV        Reynolds Center –Youth Symphony Orchestra show

4/16     Santa Barbara, CA  Lobero Theatre

4/17     Escondido, CA        California Center for the Performing Arts

4/22     Rock Springs, WY   Broadway Theater

4/23     Loveland, CO          Rialto Theater

4/24     Price, UT                 Carbon Event Center

4/25     Vernal, UT                Vernal Middle School

4/26     Cedar City, UT         Heritage Theatre

Follow David Here:

https://www.facebook.com/davidarchuleta/

twitter.com/DavidArchie 

instagram.com/DavidArchie

https://www.youtube.com/user/theofficialarchuleta

 www.davidarchuleta.com  

Remember Your Daisy Duke's???

Front Row & Center
Catherine Bach

Get Your Daisy Duke's On!!! 

CATHERINE BACH (DAISY DUKE) SET TO APPEAR ON HALLMARK'S HOME & FAMILY MONDAY, MARCH 25

In advance of The Good Ol’ Boys Tour kick-off in Bakersfield, California, on April 13, Catherine Bach is making a pit stop at Hallmark’s national morning show Home & Family Monday, March 25 at 10am/9c. Bach, known for serving up food and drinks in Boss Hogg’s Boar’s Nest, will be serving up some delicious nachos and banana ice cream sandwiches in the Home & Family kitchen.

The Good Ol’ Boys Tour stop at the MuscleKingz Car Show & Concert in Bakersfield, which will feature appearances by Tom Wopat, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones, Rick Hurst, Sonny Schroyer, Byron Cherry, and Chris Hensel, will give fans the opportunity to catch a glimpse of their favorite Dukes of Hazzard character, with live music from Kip Moore, Bobby Bones and the Raging Idiots, Parmalee,Tom Wopat, Whey Jennings, Cooter’s Garage Band and more. The schedule for the cast appearances will be released soon and get tickets at  www.goodolboystour.com.

About Catherine Bach/Daisy Duke:
Catherine Bach heard about the audition for The Dukes of Hazzard through her husband. When she arrived there, she found the producers were looking for a Dolly Parton-lookalike; despite not looking like what they were searching for, she was hired on the spot. One of the earliest costume ideas from the producers was that she wear a tight white turtleneck, go-go boots and a poodle skirt, but Bach asked if she could bring her own outfit, which was a homemade T-shirt, a pair of cut-off denim shorts and high heels. Bach had concerns about the appropriateness of the cut-off shorts at first, saying she could not wear them in a restaurant scene. When prompted by the producers to visit a restaurant across the street, Bach found the waitresses were wearing "little mini-skirts that matched the tablecloths!".

At the suggestion of the show's producers, Bach posed as Daisy Duke for a poster, which sold 5 million copies. The poster once caused a stir when Nancy Reagan took a liking to it after Bach visited The White House with one as a gift for one of her former school teachers then working there.

While she was starring on The Dukes of Hazzard, her legs were insured for $1,000,000.

"As If"

Get A Clue
l-r
Donald Faison, Breckin Meyer, Alicia Silverstone & Paul Rudd

I have a confession to make, I'm a sucker for cast reunion photo-ops. Whether I like the project the cast has been in or not, nostalgic memories are always fond ones. Especially if I liked the project.

Well in the case of the Clueless reunion at the Chicago Comic & Entertainment Expo between it's stars Alicia Silverstone & Paul Rudd, along with co-stars Donald Faison & Breckin Meyer - this partik one is a slam dunk for me!

Clueless was a movie I went to see reluctantly. "Yep" it was my friend's choice to see it and even though I was not interested "As If" I thought "Why Not?"

Much to my surprise it was more than simply funny and entertaining, it was also insightful and satirical.. 

Alicia Silverstone's Cher Horowitz became iconic and her famous quote "As If" is still tossed around to this day.

In case you are wondering this added to my weekend Good Vibes.

Ciao!

Clueless on Wikipedia -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clueless_(film)  

Crack That Whip!

Meow!
Michaelle Pfeiffer

Woke-up to the Internet buzzing over Michelle Pfeiffer's latest post on Instagram a video where she coyly holds up a whip saying "look what I found, needs a little TLC" to her followers. That's correct minions it's the whip she brandished as Catwoman in Batman Returns twenty-seven years ago!!!

Although I found Tim Burton's sequel to Batman better than his original outing the movie was mainly villain centric. With Pfeiffer taking center stage with her tour de force as the feline femme fatale.

Michelle Pfeiffer
as
Catwoman

IMHO nobody has ever done it better, Catwoman that is than her. She to me is the definitive CW. Her performance skirted the edge of over the top, loony, sexy, insane and flat out outrageous while still being real and grounded. Her Catwoman was in short a one of a kind creation.

Gushing much? Why "yes" I am. 

Have a bootylicious Saturday, I know I plan to. On that naughty note I leave you with these immortal words...

"I am Catwoman, hear me roar!"

Michelle on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/michellepfeifferofficial/?hl=en   

Just Because....Pat The Puss

Eye Of The Tiger
Zachary Levi

Just Because he's so damned cute, Just Because he has a movie coming out based on a Saturday morning TV Show I used to watch & Just Because he gives a whole new meaning to Erika Jayne's signature move "pat the puss" - Ladies & Gentlemen I bring you Zachary Levi!

See Zachary giving his own spin on "pat the puss" at a photo call for his new movie Shazam in London."Yes" it's Mr. Levi patting a different sort of puss than Erika Jayne, a stuffed tiger to be exact. 

Whilst I watched Shazam as kid, I have no desire to see the movie. Honestly it looks lame. The only way I would go see it is if Zachary were going to appear fully naked in it and pat something other than the puss. If you get my drift and I know you do... 

So that's what's new today pussycat - minus the whoa oh on this Friday March 22, 2019.

Michael just sayin'.

Zachary on Twitter -

https://twitter.com/ZacharyLevi