Hump Day & Halloween

He'll Put A Spell On You
Holden

"The rabbits running in the ditch, Beatniks are out to make it rich,
Oh no, must be the season of the witch, Must be the season of the witch..." - Season of the Witch, Donovan 

Happy Halloween Creatures of the Night! The high holy day has finally arrived! I will be celebrating by attending the Halloween Carnival in West Hollywood this evening with my friend Scott, it's tradition.

But today I am celebrating with a hunky witch named Holden, photographed by Studio 1x. That's correct goblins, before I celebrate this evening with the dark masses I am going to have myself a Halloween Hump Day & Chill by worshiping this master of the dark arts in all his naked glory.

What's that you say? Holden is not naked, he is teasing you? Well abracadabra click on the link below to Tye Briggs Favorite Hunks & Other Things and Holden's clothes will magically disappear in a very NSFW way. "Yes" this delicious witch has a very magic wand that will cast a Hump Day & Chill spell on you...

Time to celebrate Halloween monsters of mayhem!

https://favoritehunks.blogspot.com/2018/10/son-of-witch-holden-by-studio-1x.html

Buffy The Harley Quinn Slayer

Harley, Buffy, Harley, Buffy
Sarah Michelle Gellar

Tomorrow is Halloween, and what would the hallowed day be without an appearance by everyone's favorite vampire slayer Buffy aka Sarah Michelle Gellar? I ask you? C'mon I'm asking, gimme an answer...whatever.

See Sarah Michelle as bad grrrrrl duo jour Harley Quinn at the Good+Foundation's third Halloween bash (say that three times fast!)

With all the reboots happening on TV I personally would love to see Buffy get one as I often wonder when I am in a quandary "What would Buffy do?!"

Can you imagine Buffy still kicking vampire booty as a grown ass woman? The possibilities of a more mature Buffy are limitless, not to mention off the chart intriguing...

Happy day before the most wonderful time of the year! "No" I am not referring to Christmas although it is already being shoved down our collective throats and the high holy day hasn't even happened - Grrrrrrrrr...

Sarah Michelle on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/sarahmgellar/?hl=en

Taco Belle

Hot Sauce
Sarah Hyland & Wells Adams

"Yes" you read the byline correctly goblins - it's deux more days until Halloween and do you ever crave some Taco Belle?

WTF is that you say? Well check out the image of Sarah Hyland of Modern Family and her guy, former Bachelorette contestant Wells Adams. Aren't they adorable? Are you getting what Taco Belle is now? 

OK, I guess I am going to have to spell it out for you. Sarah is dressed as a taco and Wells is attired as Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Got it? I'm pretty sure you do at this point and juncture.

Happy Monday - Hump Day Halloween draws nigh!

"Two more days till Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Two more days till Halloween
Silver Shamrock"

Sarah on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/sarahhyland/?hl=en  

Today's "Tweet"

Twitter Poster Girl
Lucy Hale

With a mere three more days until Halloween I thought it was time for another edition of My Favorite Celebrity Costumes!

Today's honor goes to one Ms. Lucy Hale. Star of one of my all time favorite TV shows Pretty Little Liars. She also starred in the horror movie Truth or Dare. 

Lucy is dressed as the Twitter Logo which scored with me as it is one of the more original ideas I have seen for a Halloween costume. Not to mention how cute she looks in the get up.

Thus today's "Tweet" is only three more days until the most wonderful time of the year -Halloween.

"Yes" that is going to be my "Tweet" fall in line ghouls!

Lucy on IG -
https://www.instagram.com/lucyhale/?hl=en  

"Death Of Me" David Cook

President Keith Richards!
David Cook

David Cook Releases New Single “Death Of Me” On Eve of Fall Acoustic Tour

 Listen Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MysSwtJgszM

What will be the death of you???

Singer-songwriter and American Idol Winner David Cook has announced he will released his brand-new single “Death Of Me” Friday, October 26, coinciding with his highly-anticipated fall Acoustic Tour.  “I’m excited for this new single!  “Death Of Me” came together within a few days’ time, and I feel like that energy really translated on the finished product.  I can’t wait for everyone to hear it!” said David.  “Death Of Me,”a take on the “darker side of love”theme explored by Cook in his CHROMANCE EP released earlier this year,  is available via all digital retailers here: https://ffm.to/deathofme

The Acoustic Tour will weave throughout the southeast and will also hit major markets like Boston, Washington DC, Philadelphia and New York City. It’ll be a chance for fans to experience an up-close, intimate evening with David, as he performs songs from his recent EP, CHROMANCE, as well as other hits from his catalog - including his new single, “Death Of  Me.”  The EP, released in February, features all new material that was written over the past year and includes an ethereal mid-tempo spin on the Phil Collins classic, Another Day in Paradise.

CHROMANCE  is also available through all digital retailers, including iTunes, Amazon and Google Play (view the official lyric video for David’s prior single: Gimme Heartbreak).

2018 Tour Dates

Acoustic Tour:

10/25 - St Louis, MO at Old Rock House
10/26 - Kansas City, MO at Madrid Theatre

10/28 – Ames, IA at The Maintenance Shop
10/30 - Milwaukee, WI at The Back Room at Colectivo
10/31 - Chicago, IL at City Winery
11/02 - Kent, OH at Kent Stage
11/03 - Ann Arbor, MI at The Ark
11/05 - Boston, MA at City Winery
11/07 - Ridgefield, CT at Ridgefield Playhouse
11/08 - Philadelphia, PA at World Café Live
11/09 - Rockport, MA at Shalin Liu Performance Center
11/11 - Norfolk, CT at Infinity Hall
11/12 - New York, NY at Sony Hall
11/14 - Washington, DC at City Winery
11/16 - Charlotte, NC at McGlohon Theatre
11/17 - Blue Ridge, GA at Firefly Music Series
11/19 - Atlanta, GA at City Winery
11/20 - Nashville, TN at City Winery

Tickets for the fall acoustic tour are available here: davidcookofficial.com/events.  

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Could It Be Hot Pink Satan?

They're Hot, They're Pink...Could They Be Satan?
Clea Cutthroat & Jeremy Creamer

Why "Yes" it is Hot Pink Satan Friday here at Entertain Me. In case you aren't familiar with these minions from Hell, well here's your chance to get it:

Hot Pink Satan is a dark electronic adventure. HPS is Clea Cutthroat(Bonaparte) & Jeremy Creamer a.k.a. allinaline (DAATH, Chimaira). They joined forces in 2017 to create HPS, a blend of beats, noise, hooks, and sexual hellfire.

Their debut album Spells drops, well, today. Thus I asked HPS front woman, one Ms. Clea Cutthroat to name five of her favorite spells and give us the 411 on how she casts them. R U Ready?! Abracadabra, Hocus Pocus & All That Jizz of course U R!!!

5 MAGIC SPELLS
1. Purple Paint Protection Spell: For this spell you will need a red cup filled with royal purple paint, salt, a towel, and a crowd of people.

Put on Hot Pink Satan’s UTI, stand in the center and use the salt to draw a circle around yourself. 3 times chant “U suck, go Die, U gave me a UTI” take the purple paint from the red cup and smear it all over your face and body. Now hurl yourself into the crowd of people. Watch in amazement as they scream and scatter. So mote it be. 2. Keep Nipple Tape on During Shows Spell: For this spell you need brick dust, black electrical tape, a photo of Wendy O. Williams, and red chili peppers. Prepare the bowl of dried red chili peppers and present it in front of your picture of punk goddess Wendy O. Williams. Take 4 pieces of electrical tape, make them into 2 “x”s and place in front of alter. Sprinkle brick dust thru the tape. Ask Wendy for her guidance. So mote it be

"Breathe"

From

"Spells"

3. Blood Spell for Youthful Skin: This spell is guaranteed to keep you looking 10 years younger, and you don’t even need to murder like Countess Elizabeth Bathory. For this powerful spell, begin by burning sage at your altar with a picture of the Goddess of the crossroads: Siouxsie Sioux. Prick your finger and mix 3 drops of your pure blood into a cup of strawberry flavored fake blood. Smear this magical ointment all over your body and let dry as you listen to Hot Pink Satan’s album, Spells. When done, shower and revel in the magical results!

4. Spell for a Bountiful Booty: For this spells you will need a pair of stiletto boots, a black lace thong washed in holy water, and a protein bar. Play “Squirt” in the background as you put on your thong, and boots. Pour a cup of holy water (or Florida water) over your head, and squat in stilettos for the duration of the song. Repeat three times. The next time you see Clea, give her a handshake of respect. So mote it be. 5. Guides for Hot Pink Sexual Magic: Sex Magic is a classic High Magik and should be done when one is ready to “receive”. Light 3 red candles, anoint yourself in a bath of sandalwood, rose petals, and 6 drops of blood. Take a microphone chord and wrap it around yourself 6 times thinking to Clea Cutthroat, and focus on receiving blessing of sensual delights from Hot Pink Satan. Clea has a special magic that she can help you climax even when not present in the room. Praise the Fantasy! So mote it be.

Worship Hot Pink Satan @:
https://www.facebook.com/hotpinksatan/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qn54bHEc30
https://www.instagram.com/hotpinksatan/
https://hotpinksatan.com/
https://twitter.com/hotpinksatan?lang=en

Michael's Musings

I Want 2 Suck Your...???
Michael Shinafelt

"I want to hold you close, Soft breasts, beating heart, As I whisper in your ear
I want to fucking tear you apart" She Wants Revenge 

My Current Mood is reflected above via the song Tear You Apart by She Wants Revenge. She wants revenge? How sexist, doesn't everyone want revenge? Especially this particular time of year? Yeah, I thought so. Only 6 more days until Halloween!

Beware of vampires playing Lakme 

Although it wasn't a lot, I gave $3 in spare cash to a Woman on the street working for Planned Parenthood yesterday. #Resist 

Every time I see Donald Trump I think of this quote from the original Halloween film "Was that the Boogeyman?"

I don't know how many times I...

When life gives you lemons you make lemon water. F#ck making lemon aide! It's full of sugar and you'll get fat!

If you were a witch, which witch would you be? Say this three times fast goblins!

Frozen Blueberries 

A message from my friend E.G. Daily -
"This is my first piece of music released in years advocating that beauty is an inside job. Being that I am not on a label... I’m asking that friends and family join in in this movement by contributing so I can continue to be a messenger with my voice, my words, and with my heart. I’m hoping the song and its message goes global but I need your support to assist with this launch. The more amazing things that happen with So Pretty, the bigger the reach towards the message and importance of self love! I appreciate your generosity and support, if you can contribute today that would be amazing. No pressure, if anything else just share the link."

Thank you xxEG

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/egdailysopretty/hollywood-star-challenges-beauty-ideals-and-inspir?ref=nav_search&result=project&term=EG%20Daily

And the cat came back the very next day...

The Hunger

The Hunger, The Hunger, The Hunger

I'm a whore, and I'm afraid! 

I wanna hold your hand - not really 

Just Do U

Straight outta the pumpkin patch 

Byline of the week: "Justin Bieber Steps Out With Man Bun" (see what Christianity does to you???)

Now it's time to follow me at:

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