Sunday Schwing! Gerard Butler

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Sunday Schwing! John Cena

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Sunday Schwing! Jason Lewis

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Sex In Cinema, The Year In Review

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Sunday Schwing! Ben Affleck

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Sunday Schwing! Christian Bale

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Sunday Schwing! Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever

Naked & Bleeding
Thomas Blake, Jr.

In keeping with my countdown theme until Halloween, I present to you some Dick & Ass. Not to be confused with the song Tits & Ass from the musical A Chorus Line. 

So here for your viewing pleasure via Favorite Hunks & Other Things. Is Tye Briggs un-coverage of horror hunk Du Jour actor Thomas Blake, Jr. 

The following link includes carnage, explicit nudity and some pretty fucked up shit. Parental Discretion is advised as this is so NSFW.

Yeah, I know. This will make  you want to see it more!

Halloween is tomorrow, hell to the yes!!!

Cabin Fever 2 -  gore, nudity & weirdness here:

http://favoritehunks.blogspot.com/2016/10/horror-hunks-thomas-blake-jr-in-cabin.html 

Saturday Schwing! Evan Peters "American Horror Story"

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Sunday Schwing! Marshall Bell "Freddy's Revenge"

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Sunday Schwing! Mark Patton "Freddy's "Revenge"

Need A Hand?
Mark Patton

Remember A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge? The least successful sequel of the series at the time, the one that was like a puzzle piece that didn't fit? You know the sequel where the protagonist Jesse portrayed by Mark Patton was a tortured teen struggling with his homosexuality, yeah that one.

Well here is some great commentary and coverage of it by Tye Briggs from Favorite Hunks and Other Things and of course it is accompanied by images of Mark in nothing but underwear and naked! Boo!

Don't ever let anyone tell you horror can't be sexy, enjoy this blast from that past and Happy Schwinging!

Here is the NSFW link blow! "One two Freddy's coming for you, three four better lock the door..."
http://favoritehunks.blogspot.com/2015/10/constant-craven-7-mark-patton-in.html 

Sunday Schwing! Jamie "Naked Attraction"

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Birthday Suit, Who Wore It Best: Bloom v Bieber

Look Ma I'm Paddle Boarding!
Orlando Bloom & Katy Perry

My Dad Is So Proud!
Justin Bieber

This past week saw a whole lotta penis from two major male stars. In one corner we have Orlando Bloom paddle boarding with a bikini clad Katy Perry in Italy. In the other corner we have Justin Bieber skinny dipping with some model that I know nothing about in Hawaii. 

So whose penis wins the Birthday Suit Battle? Well honestly I like them both. Ones cut, the other is uncut and they are both quite pretty. But if we are judging on the sheer audacity of the photos I have to give the prize for this competition to Orlando Bloom.  

Reason? His girl is Katy Perry and you have go give her credit for being cool appearing in photos with her mans manhood and all the rest of him on display while she herself kept it under wraps.

Biber's date mate joined him and exposed herself too.

CFNM (clothed female, naked male) is a huge fetish people and it's fucking hot. Therefore my judgement has been given. 

The Entertain Me's Court rests it's case. Check out the NSFW images below!

NSFW Bloom: 
http://cocktailsandcocktalk.com/2016/08/man-candy-orlando-bloom-goes-full-frontal-in-italy-uncensored-nsfw/

NSFW Bieber: 
http://thegayrepublic.typepad.com/thegayrepublic/2016/08/justin-bieber-goes-completely-naked-on-hawaiian-vacation-you-be-the-judge.html   

Saturday Schwing! Chris Coy

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Weekends Were Made For Ryan Reynolds Penis

Want To See Something Really Scary?
Ryan Reynolds

While Deadpool has been getting rave reviews for being like no other Super Hero movie you have ever seen, for it's hardcore R-Rated content featuring a central character with a very dirty mind and an even fouler mouth. 

A few other things have been gathering momentum for this radical vision of a comic book based movie. Namely the appearance of Ryan Reynolds family jewels in a fight scene. it has been confirmed Ryan goes full monty and frees the one eyed snake on the big(?) screen.

Reynolds has this to say about his added exposure:

“There was a lot of me there.There’s nothing else you can do except to just sorta grin, bear it, and go, ‘All right guys, we’re all going to get to really know each other today. I may be sitting on this man’s face at some point, he may be sitting on mine.’ It was ugly but necessary.”

It's about time that Men are getting their due on screen as sex objects. The rise in full frontal Male nudity of late is quite welcome. My prediction, DP will be king of the BO this weekend, like, duh!

Now about that scene where our hero gets pegged with a strap-on...

Here is the link to the NSFW trailer, get it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCvLUxICxEI 

Coming Soon: The Canyons

It's been a while since Lindsay Lohan looked like a bona fide movie star, seeing the trailer for her latest "The Canyons" is the first time that has happened on film in a while (she looked like one a few times at her numerous court appearances, but those do not count).

Ms. Lohan seems to have found the perfect role to match the public perception of her. In the film she plays the way over everything, translation beyond jaded,"Tara" whose opening dialogue in the trailer nails the character: "When's the last time you went to see a movie in the theater?" Tara says of movies at the trailer's outset. "I don't know. You know, I guess maybe it's just not my thing anymore." 

She co-stars with Porn Star James Deen as "Christian" - the actual storyline is not revealed in the teaser (tease being the operative word) but what one can gather is it involves a love triangle, drugs, homemade porn and is an ode to a world where nobody has a private life anymore.

This being stated it is also from the mind of Bret Easton Ellis, who is responsible for two of my favorite books/movies "American Psycho" & "Less Than Zero". So you know what you are going to be in for something sordid and dark.

Also along for the ride is renowned master of the underbelly of society Paul Schrader who is responsible for "Taxi Driver" and "Hardcore" and a personal favorite the remake of the 1942 horror film "Cat People" with Malcolm McDowell & Nastassja Kinski - which re-imagined the legend of the Cat People as an erotic fantasy. 

Of course people are now pronouncing Lohan's career one step away from porn, uh this is utter hogwash. "Yes" she is starring in an extremely edgy indie project and yes it will be fairly explicit, but so were the films I mentioned above and you did not hear anyone saying that about the actors involved in those projects. I would rather see her in something looking like her own movie star and connecting with a character that she understands than doing a poor imitation of one, who she obviously understands, but can't hold a candle to, "Liz & Dick" anyone? Yeah, I thought not.

Also, yes I have seen the latest release of the publicity generating NSFW photos showing Deen's penis (no one's ever seen that before) and Lohan's breasts, again what would you expect from the combining of this writer/director team? This is their area of expertise and the type of film they know how to deliver.

I for one can't wait to take a trip to "The Canyons"!

                                                           "The Canyons" Trailer

Take a trip into "The Canyons" 

Video On Demand: August 2nd

Select Theatres: August 9th

Visit "The Canyons" at: https://www.facebook.com/TheCanyonsFilm?fref=ts