March On, Washington

Kerry On
Kerry Washington

It's time for some Saturday Cool...and nothing visually nails the word like this image of Kerry Washington marching down the street in Hollywood after an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Kerry back on Kimmel means only one thing, Scandal is back on the air after a much too long hiatus (they were working around Kerry's pregnancy) - the show is only three episodes deep and makes me realize how much I missed it while it was away.

So expect to see Kerry and the rest of the Scandal gang filling up Kimmel's Couch (say that three times fast)  for a spell.

Her truth keeps marching on...

Kerry on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/kerrywashington/?hl=en  

A Gay, a Muslim and a Jew...

This One's For You Donald Trump!
l-r Gay, Jew, Muslim

Walked into Nordstrom and then hit the White House to give the finger to Donald Trump. Well, they actually did.

In the wake of  Nordstrom dropping Ivanka Trump's line and incurring the wrath of Orange Cosby Chelsea Handler and friends (a Gay and a Muslim) hit the department store with glee and then got photographic evidence of it outside the White House.

Many other celebrities have followed suit tweeting about hitting Nordstrom too, but you know Chelsea she had to outdo them all, and did.

She also tweeted out this gem in retaliation to the Bitch Baby of the United States regarding his Ivanka & Nordstrom tantrum:

"Trump says his daughter has been treated ‘so unfairly’ by Nordstrom. Oh, was she detained for 19 hours when she tried to enter the store?"

Brilliant! Keep them coming Handler! 

Tweet with Chelsea at:
https://twitter.com/chelseahandler

Michael's Musings

Want To Know What's Behind The Curtain???
Michael Shinafelt
Photo: Jay Jorgensen

This past week has been really boring if you ask me. Hey, my life is pretty stimulating it's the "important" events happening in the world that need to rise to a competent level of intelligence.

OK, there were some bright spots, and many lows. I will try to put some restraints on myself, even though that is usually not my style (I usually do the restraining) and try to limit the negative.

Are you ready boots? Let's start walkin'...

Nordstrom stock went up when they dumped Ivanka Trump's clothing line, made in China. Keeping America great.

I've been such a dick on a broomstick of late aka I've been speaking my mind and taking no shit

While typing a text auto-correct kept changing the word "dildo" into "soldier" - AC has one fucking hell of an imagination!

Lady Gaga totally blew me away at the Superbowl, her performance was brilliant. The most impressive part to me was when she caught the football and jumped with precision timing. Hell, I know I couldn't do that.

Betsy DeVos secured her seat as Secretary of Education. Two things. The first is I am so grateful I did not bring a child into this world, the second? Pink Floyd called it on their song Another Brick in the Wall apparently "We Don't Need No Education" 

Wednesday On Thursday  - I hated everyone before it was mainstream...

Did you know you can find my chat with Traci Lords about her clothing line for Pin-Up Girl on her website? Here is the link: http://www.tracilords.com/press/  our exchange is under the byline "Traci Lords Pin-Up Girl"

I read an article about how crystal dildos can heal your vagina and make it a magical place. Yeah, I know I don't have one, but who could resist that read???

Faye Dunaway & Warren Beatty are presenting the Oscar for Best Picture this year. Now that's gangsta!

Counting down the days until April 18th when the final season of Pretty Little Liars airs and we find out everything. It's the only show I am obsessed with, don't judge me.

For my money Moonlight is the Best Picture of the year.

That's a wrap peeps!

Here's where you can find me on the WWW:

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/mshinafelt?lang=en  

Tequila Shots w/Justin Timberlake

Can't Stop The Feeling!
Justin Timberlake

Whether you think he is a dreamy hunk or a guy who seems like a blast to hang out with, admit it, you know what you want to do with Justin Timberlake. Kick back shots of tequila and let the good times roll!

Pssssssssst! I'm here to let you in a a fact you may not know about him, he collaborated with tequila maven Casa Sauza to create Sauza 901 Tequila. It's a dream come true for all you Timberlake fans, it means your dream slamming down shots with Justin can be your reality for just $34 a bottle! 

Yes, I know Justin won't physically be there, but he will be there in spirits. Hey, whose to say he won't actually materialize? After a few shots the possibility is real.

Forget your troubles c'mon get happy, it's Wednesday you owe it to yourself to navigate "The Hump" and let it rip!

Justin on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/justintimberlake/?hl=en  

Meow!

Welcome To The Litter
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Her Daughter Charlotte, Some Kid
& Cast Members From Cats

Happy Tuesday, let's get whimsical fer sure with this fun image of Sarah Michelle Gellar, her daughter Charlotte, cast members from Cats and a little boy she kidnapped in NYC...OK kidding about the child abduction, from the looks of it the boy is more than likely a friend of her daughters. 

Anyway, yes they caught a matinee of Cats and it looks like they are having a good time playing kitty cat with the cast by making feline gestures. Now that's entertainment, correct???

Well I found it such that's why I'm subjecting you to this photo, and since I am a Buffy The Vampire Slayer geek I can never pass up posting a photo of Sarah Michelle and subjecting you to my wicked whims.

No word on whether anyone pictured coughed up a fur ball. Have your pussy's spayed or neutered, meow! 

Sarah Michelle on Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/sarahmgellar/?hl=en 

Not Enough Whiskey For Kiefer Sutherland

There can never be enough whiskey...

Kiefer Sutherland is getting back on the road this year to play in more than 20 cities as the singer/songwriter announces his Not Enough Whiskey 2017 Tour (tour dates below). CLICK HERE to purchase tickets.

Momentum continues for Kiefer Sutherland’s music career and debut album, DOWN IN A HOLE, which includes 11 co-written tracks by Sutherland and producer Jude Cole.

Reviewers applauded Sutherland’s vocals, guitar licks and songwriting style when he performed more than 75 dates in 2016:

People may have come to see a celebrity up close, but Sutherland earned the crowd's respect through solid songs instead of star power...His original, unheard material dominated.
-Piet Levy, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

Sutherland’s songs, which ranged from folk to blues-rock to straight-up country, were consistently strong – often with deep, telling lyrics…. His voice also was a cut above the expected celebrity singer...not afraid to be strong or gruff, and full of feeling because of it.
-John J. Moser, The Morning Call

His raspy, mid-rangy voice is expressive, and it gets the job done. Onstage, as you’d expect, he’s got personality. His band is superb...Their tight, punchy, sound puts across Sutherland’s hard-edged country-rock songs about love, pain, and regrets washed down with whiskey.
-Jim Beckerman, North Jersey News

Recently, Sutherland performed “Can’t Stay Away” on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” and “Calling Out Your Name” on “The View.” Sutherland also graced the cover of Guitar Aficionado, Goldmine Magazine and Collectible Guitar issues.


NOT ENOUGH WHISKEY TOUR 2017:
**Feb. 18 Bear’s Den at Seneca Casino - Niagara Falls, N.Y.
**Feb. 19 Katherine Hepburn Center - Old Saybrook, Conn.
**April 30 Stagecoach Festival - Indio, Calif.
May 03 Roxy Theatre - Los Angeles, Calif.
May 04 Great American Music Hall - San Francisco, Calif.
May 06 Mississippi Studios - Portland, Ore. 
May 07 Tractor Tavern - Seattle, Wash.
May 09 Urban Lounge - Salt Lake City, Utah
May 10 Fox Theatre - Boulder, Colo.
May 12 Choctaw Event Center - Grant, Okla.
May 13 3Ten - Austin, Texas
May 14 Fitzgerald’s - Houston, Texas
May 16 Varsity Theatre - Baton Rouge, La.
May 17 Terminal West - Atlanta, Ga.
May 19 Exit/In - Nashville, Tenn.
May 20 Fubar - St. Louis, Mo.
May 21 Thalia Hall - Chicago, Ill.
May 23 Birchmere - Alexandria, Va.
May 25 Bowery Ballroom - New York, N.Y.
May 26 Stephen Talkhouse - Amagansett, N.Y.
**denotes previously announced shows

Go Gaga!

Ready To Slay
Lady Gaga

Unless you have been living under a rock everyone knows that today is the Lady Gaga concert with a football game thrown in for good measure.

All kidding aside it's Superbowl Sunday and Lady Gaga is performing the coveted half time show.

Honestly I don't hate football but it is something I can manage without. However I will be tuning in to the half time show which is sure to be amazing! Rumor has it they coughed up 10 million reasons for today's Lady Gaga extravaganza, that's a whole lotta reasons to tune in minions. 

The above image was taken in preparation for the blessed event. Gaga has been teasing the public with several photos and videos this week while still managing to keep the songs she is performing under wraps. She's a slick one.

So we are all in for a really big surprise today of epic proportions.

Happy Lady Gaga concert day, and if you are inclined to watch the football game have a groovy Superbowl Sunday! 

Gaga on Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/ladygaga/?hl=en