Look out on the street, it's a bird, it's a plane...no it's Lady Gaga in a red dress strutting her stuff in NYC! It's been hard out there for a pimp to escape the web of Lady Gaga with A Star Is Born opening today. "Yes" I'm going to see it, but I will be there tomorrow at my favorite local theater The Vista in Silverlake, CA. "No" I will not divulge what time I will be there, it's a secret, I have plenty of stalkers already Thank You very much. Time to get back on topic, or is it??? Honestly with Gaga's opus scoring a 93% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes how can you go wrong with this timeless tale hitting theaters here, there and everywhere, I ask you? I know none of you will answer, but you can't say I didn't try! On that note, see you at the movies this weekend bitches!
Sometimes We All Go A Little Mad...
Michael Shinafelt
OMG! WTF?! Oh, you anagrams stop it! "Yes" it's October and time for my favorite time/month/My Sister/My Daughter of the year Halloween - being it is the 4th of the hallowed month I may be a tad late on the draw. So what I'm still a rock star! Who else can't wait until October 19th for the new Halloween film, like me? Break out that Michael Myers party mask bitches! Repeat after moi, I am a manifestation of wild energy As a Witch I command you... Weird byline of the day - "Meghan Markle Gets Hugged So Hard She Nearly Falls" And then there's Analingus I almost peed myself For those of you clamoring for The Hills reboot Mischa Barton has now joined the cast On Thursday's we wear Fuchsia Let's have a Molotov Cocktail party
Your Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile
Alexander L.M.
OK, let's go for it, yet again. This is a sexy guy who is not your typical "Hunk" - yet truly has that something, something.... Ladies & Gentlemen I present to you Alexander L.M. Perhaps it is his killer smile that lures me in? Or maybe it's because he's bringing sexy back to all of us guys who are older and wiser. Then there is always the fact that he is just perfectly who he is in every way. Whatever appeals to my nether regions he is sex on a stick, like me. Oh, and he isn't afraid to "go there" and express himself...naked, full frontal, all the way baby! And "yes"Alexander is going to poke your eye out if you get my drift (and I think you do.) So today I present to you via Tye Briggs Favorite Hunks & Other Things an Alexander with a view at the NSFW link below. No need to thank me you can just...fluff up your pillow and dream that you are Hump Day & Chill with him - I know I will. Here's the link, click on it and click on it now!!! https://favoritehunks.blogspot.com/2018/10/alexander-lm-artistic-expression-on-side.html
Gratuitous Skin Bought To You By...
David Hernandez
Prick up your eyes & ears, it's time for some David Hernandez!
American Idol’s David Hernandez has released his highly anticipated second studio album Kingdom: the Mixtape through his own label.Self-produced and recorded in various home studios in Los Angeles, California — proving artists don’t need fancy studios to make a great record anymore — Kingdom: the Mixtape is David’s first full album release since 2011’s I Am Who I Am.The record displays a fresh sound for Hernandez and includes collaborations with fellow American Idol Blake Lewis and the Grammy winning producer of Black Eyed Peas, Printz Board.The music video for the album’s first single, “Shield (Coat of Armor)” is available now on Youtube.Kingdom: the Mixtape is available on all digital platforms including iTunes, Spotify, Pandora and Tidal.
“I’ve been sitting on most of this material for years, waiting for the right time to release it,” says David Hernandez of his new album,Kingdom: the Mixtape. “I’ve listened to too many people’s opinions about when to release, how, what images and content are appropriate… I was just over listening to what other people think I should do. One day I finally stepped back and realized I had a great body of work that deserves to be heard, now.”
In Kingdom: the Mixtape, David Hernandez delivers 20 original tracks plus a cappella versions of “Kingdom” and “Where Love Begins” as well as a bonus cover of Hailee Steinfeld’s “Starving,” featuring YouTube star Rajiv Dhall. Many of the songs reflect on the heartbreaks and loss Hernandez has experienced over the last decade since rising to fame on American Idol. They explore his rebuilding trust and love, his refusal to give up, his persistence to change for the better and to grow as a human. Other songs touch on forgiveness, joy and fun because as David explains, “Life isn’t always that serious and sometimes you just wanna let go and rage!”
From Pop to R&B, with influences of soul, no one song onKingdom: the Mixtape is the same. The title track, produced by Mikal Blue (Jason Mraz, Colbie Caliet, One Republic) is a mid-tempo power ballad that soars with electric guitars, triumphant drums and a grand piano. “Beautiful” produced by Mark Grilliot, is a pop anthem while “Last Supper” and “Animal,” produced by Printz Board, are beat driven dance numbers.
Then there’s “Break,” an introspective mid-tempo song, produced by Alex Teamer, where David Hernandez opens up about his struggles with addiction. “I wrote the song at a time when I was drinking a lot and popping Xanax. It was an awful time. We were being evicted from our apartment and everything was going to shit. I ended up in rehab and eventually got clean of prescription drugs and life became much better.”
He admits it is a daily struggle that he prefers to battle privately but felt compelled to put the song on the mixtape because prescription drug addition has become an epidemic among youth. “Young people are dying and committing suicide. They need to know there is help,” he says.
David Hernandez began singing at age six, starring in musicals and performing with various theatre companies. At fifteen, he started writing original music and recording his arrangements. In addition to American Idol, he has showcased his talents on The Ellen Show, The Today Show, MTV’s TRL, EXTRA, Entertainment Tonight,Access Hollywood, Teen Choice Awards, Idol Tonight, FOX-TV’s Idol Gives Back. He was also named among TV Guides’ Sexiest Stars.
At the start of his recording career, Hernandez was signed to a major music label but couldn’t meet the high expectations of its executives. “Labels were always telling me to be me but then expected me to fit their mold of what David Hernandez was supposed to be. It was impossible. I felt powerless and lived in constant fear that I would get dropped.”
His feelings about the music industry are reflected in the cover art for Kingdom: the Mixtape. It depicts a crown, symbolizing David and his music, being held by a robotic hand: the music industry. It is intended to illustrate an industry that is fake and how it holds and controls an artist’s work and career.
“I hope listeners hear a piece of my soul in Kingdom: the Mixtape,” David Hernandez wraps up. “I hope they get where I am coming from, really see me for who I am, and that they, too, can relate to the songs. I want the Mixtape to be healing, enlightening, and revelrous.”
Today, Monday October 1st 2018 I have made the conscious decision to bend it like Teddi Mellencamp and become an Accountability Coach. "Yes" that's correct minions. Hey I did it for myself, now I am available to do it for you! What? You don't think this is for real?! Try me, I'm really good at telling people what to do. Seriously though, if I can hold myself accountable anyone can hold themselves accountable too. I am a wild beast who is hard to tame, even for me. Teddi is my spirit animal heading into the week and all the Monday Motivation I need to remind me of how hard I have worked. She and I share being on the shorter side height wise and tipping the scales at over 200 lbs. We both dropped the weight and got our booty's in killer shape, and we both just keep getting better! Woot! There it is! Happy Monday! Teddi on IG - https://www.instagram.com/teddimellencamp/?hl=en
Just Because I really like her as an actress, Just Because he's hotter than Georgia asphalt and Just Because they have a movie, Venom arriving this Friday - Here are Tom Hardy & Michelle Williams pimping said film in Beverly Hills this past Thursday. While I have no intention of seeing Venom, I like this photo op with the two leads. Not to mention I have a "thing" for Tom Hardy. That's correct peeps, even though I have lost 50 lbs, my ideal weight would be Tom on top of me! TMI? Well I'm a giver, and we like to share... So here's the thing that befuddles me, who the F#ck is Venom anyway and are there really minions clamoring for an epic about him? I suppose there must be, right? Why else would a studio, in this case, Sony fork over millions for such an endeavor? Venom opens Friday, so does A Star Is Born - I'll be seeing the latter. Mic Drop! Venom on IMDB - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1270797/
