Join Me? Michael's Musings |
Who is this milk-bull, and how can I trap him in my esophagus?
Denise Richards on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is my spirit animal!
How fast do you think Meghan Markle doffed her high heels after the photo of her Prince Harry and Archie was clicked? Ouch!
Seriously, it only takes thirty seconds?
Am I the only one who thought Tinsley Mortimer's ringmaster get up on The Real Housewives of New York was so Baby Jane Hudson?
Trader Joe's organic Flaxseed, two tablespoons every morning, the more you know
Booze, it's a family affair
Spitters suck, think about it, but not too much
Archie & Sabrina KJ Apa & Kiernan Shipka |
People will stare, make it worth their while
Caught a screening of the great film Wild Things with my spirit animal Denise Richards in it on the rooftop of The Montalban in Hollywood last night - "F#ck Off!"
Witches who paddle board, discuss
Marie Osmond is joining The Talk I may actually DVR an episode now, yeah I've never seen it
Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you
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