Her-Story Made

Destiny Has Arrived
Destiny's Child

A little bird called the WWW chirped in my ear and told me that one Beyonce' Knowles made her-story aka history performing at Coachella last night. "Yes" Virginia and all you other kids out there, Queen B was the first Black Woman to ever headline the desert music festival. Now aren't you happy?!

It was destiny, as in Destiny's Child. That's correct minions Beyonce' was joined on stage by Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland and they said each other's names. 

Wow, what could possibly top that? Glad you asked. Solange took the stage along with Jay-Z and she beat the F#ck out of him again much to the crowd's delight.

OK, I am kidding about that, but they really did join their respective sister and wife to perform. 

You go Beyonce' !!!

Queen B on Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/beyonce/?hl=en 

2 Cows & A Milkmaid

Milk Me!
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Kunal Nayyar, James Corden & Anna Faris

It's the weekend time for some levity. Well honestly, it's always time for levity, but even more when the weekend has arrived and one needs to decompress.

Behold a photo of James Corden and Kunal Nayyar bringing their milkshake to the yard as a couple of cows with milkmaid Anna Faris giving them udder satisfaction.

Obviously this is for Corden's Late, Late Show....the only question left is why?

Why cows & a milkmaid? Why not two horses & a cowgirl? Sheep with Little Bo Peep? Oh that's right, she lost them, next! You get the idea, keep 'em flowing...

Too much to ponder on a Saturday? Perhaps, but much more fun than the image of Russian hookers giving GS to Jabba the Hutt.

Mic Drop!

The Late, Late Show on Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/latelateshowcbs/  

Film Buff Friday: Killer Klowns From Outer Space

Break out your popcorn guns and cotton candy cocoons!

Step aside Pennywise... These Killer Klowns from Outer Space are outta this world - literally! - and they're packing deadly popcorn guns and cotton candy cocoons! When Mike and his girlfriend Debbie warn the local police that a gang of homicidal alien-clowns have landed in the nearby area (in a spaceship shaped like a circus big-top, no less), the cops are naturally sceptical. Before long however, reports are coming in from other anxious residents detailing similar run-ins with the large-shoed assailants. There can no longer be any doubt - the Killer Klowns from Outer Space are here, and they're out to turn the Earth's population into candy floss! Written and produced by the Chiodo brothers - knowns for their work on a host of special-effects laden hits such as Team America: World Police and the Critters movies - Killer Klowns from Outer Space is a cinematic experience unparalleled in this galaxy, now newly restored by Arrow Video for this stellar edition.

Not Klowning Around!

Bonus Materials

• Brand new restoration from a 4K scan of the original camera negative
• High Definition Blu-ray (1080p) presentation
• Newly remastered stereo 2.0 and 5.1 DTS-HD MA audio options
• Optional English subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing
• Archive audio commentary with the Chiodo Brothers
• Let the Show Begin! Anatomy of a Killer Theme Song – an all-new interview with the original members of the American punk band, The Dickies
• The Chiodos Walk Among Us: Adventures in Super 8 Filmmaking - all-new documentary highlighting the making of the Chiodo Brothers childhood films, from the giant monster epics made in their basement to their experiments in college
• New HD transfers of the complete collection of the Chiodo Brothers 8mm and Super 8 films, including Land of Terror, Free Inside, Beast from the Egg, and more!
• Tales of Tobacco – an interview with star Grant Cramer
• Debbie’s Big Night – an interview with star Suzanne Snyder
• Bringing Life to These Things – a tour of Chiodo Bros. Productions
• The Making of Killer Klowns – archive production featurette
• Visual Effects with Gene Warren Jr. – archive interview with co-writer/producer Charles Chiodo and visual effects supervisor Gene Warren Jr.
• Kreating Klowns – archive interview with Charles Chiodo and creature fabricator Dwight Roberts
• Komposing Klowns – archive interview with composer John Massari
• Klown Auditions
• Deleted Scenes with filmmaker’s audio commentary
• Bloopers
• Image galleries
• Original Theatrical Trailer
• Reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Sara Deck

Click on the link to order:

https://mvdb2b.com/s/KillerKlownsFromOuterSpace/AV138

Michael's Musings

The Doctor Is Out!
Michael Shinafelt

"Oh, Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning, Oh, Doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?" - Thompson Twins

I don't know about you, but I feeling like I need to get physical. Oh, doctor, please give it to me. Gladly, how do you like it???

My finger is on the trigger, now cough...welcome to this weeks musings, strap one on it's going to be a horny ride, or not. Life is a mystery, and a mixed bag. Get used to it.

Stop using sex as a weapon, well that's no fun!

Erika Jayne in latex on this weeks RHOBH - Mic Drop!

Alligator Lesbians in the sewer, discuss

Once upon a time I was 213 pounds and 5' 7" -  now I am 179 pounds, oh and I did all this at 52 years young. Stay tuned more weight is going to get lost!

Favorite quote about my recent weight drop? "Awesome, get out your leisure pants and 8 track player. The 70's are back!" -  Robert Krzeski

Someone at Uber hacked my bank account this week

Let's get back to being horny, it's more fun!

When you feel yourself you _____ yeah I like to tease

"There are many ways to be free. One of them is to transcend reality by imagination, as I try to do" - Anais Nin 

Got Wahlburgers???

Hit Wahlburgers on the Sunset Strip for the first time this week for lunch with Partners In Crime Jackie Kilmer & Ken Phillips - "yes" it was orgasmic

That time you put your hand on your....and it went something like....that

 "You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a man" - Kathleen Turner, Body Heat

On a personal note,  I like my men smart

Sometimes it snows in April

What's new pussycat? Find out and follow me at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt    

Hump Day & Chill

By The Sea
John Krasinski

Today I thought we would go a tad unconventional in the hunk department. With number one at the box office Movie Star, Director & Co-Writer of A Quiet Place John Krasinski.

Remember when John rose to fame on The Office? I only do by proxy since I never watched it, but I did hear of John. 

There's something about John, while he is good looking, he is not quite your run of the mill stud. He is like a thinking person's sex object. He has an intelligence that shines through and that is one of the keys to his sex appeal.

While I know Mr. Krasinski has gotten way buffed up since his early The Office days, I chose to use an image of him not shirtless. One I found sexy, as it gives off a pin-up sort of vibe.

I hope you enjoy this view of John as much as I do.

Time to Hump Day & Chill!

John on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/johnkrasinski/?hl=en 

Just Because...Giving

We Crave a Different Kind of Buzz...
Prince Harry & Meghan Markle

I stumbled upon this gem today about Prince Harry & Meghan Markle asking those who wish them well to go to...Ha! Kidding. They have actually asked them to make Charitable Donations in lieu of Wedding Gifts.

Personally I love these two, there I said it. Not since Princess Diana has anything "Royal" really grabbed my attention. 

Their obvious happiness is infectious. But what I adore most about them is how philanthropic they are. They hand picked seven charities they would like people to give to in honor of their special day, they are as follows:

CHIVA (Children's HIV Association), Crisis, the Myna Mahila Foundation, Scotty's Little Soldiers, StreetGames, Surfers Against Sewage and The Wilderness Foundation UK.

Giving is something that is important whether it be money, food or time. 

I feel one should give back any way you can. Do I give? For the record "yes" I practice what I preach.

Kensington Palace on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/kensingtonroyal/?hl=en 

New York State of Mind

10 Years Old
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Ramona Singer, Dorinda Medley & Carole Radziwill

Tis Monday peeps and I'm feeling an East Coast kind of vibe. You know that take no prisoners, no BS feeling?

Perhaps it's because I just watched the Season 10 premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City. 

Nobody does it better than these bitches when it comes to putting it all out there and giving zero f#cks. They make The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills look like rank amateurs in the drama department.

I especially love that the season premiere had a Halloween party in it thrown by the Queen of making it nice Dorinda Medley that will go down in infamy. Why? Because Luann de Lesseps showed up in costume and um, slightly darker skin, as the legendary Diana Ross. Yeah, she got some major cajones! 

Also I must confess, I really like Bethenny Frankel, even though she can get on my nerves from time to time, she is my spirit animal.

To all my fellow RHONY fans I know what you will be doing Wednesday night!

The Real Housewives of New York City on the WWW:
http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-york-city