Thursday, April 5, 2018

Michael's Musings

Seriously?!
Michael Shinafelt

This weeks word is seriously. What's that you say? I know, I know I have never had a word of the week before. Well this week I do, get over it.

Seriously can take on many forms. It can mean seriously WTF?! Or seriously you really did that? Or seriously you just said that?

I will be addressing all forms of the word in printed matter this week. Shall we play games???

Donald Trump wants to enlist the military to build the wall between the US & Mexico. Ummmmmm...does he realize most of the military is made up of Latin immigrants? 

The Bible, read in the condescending voice of a 14 year old atheist

I have learned how to prepare nutritious foods for hermaphrodite aliens

The Real Housewives of New York premiered last night. The bitches are back!

Went to the drop dead beautiful Lynda Carter's star ceremony on Hollywood's Walk of Fame. Yes, I really did.

Hate your job? Try astral projection 

Honestly I am truly disturbed by the fact that we live in a society where adults mock teenage survivors of a mass shooting


The Horror!
Joan Collins
Joan Collins is going to be on Season 8 of American Horror Story. Way to gay Ryan Murphy!

Beware of the Sourpatch Kid that thinks

When you accidentally dial a wrong number always say: "Is this the cocksucker residence?"

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel".- Maya Angelou 

Always remember, Lala Kent still uses a baby bottle, she's 27

Don't do anything I wouldn't do...Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!

Now it's time to say goodbye and follow me at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt  

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Taco Tuesday

Any Questions???
Photo:
Michael Shinafelt
Today marks an Entertain Me first. That's right minions I have never acknowledged Taco Tuesday before on my little slice of the WWW...until today.

Why, you might ask? Because you don't shed 30 lbs, like me by eating them. Especially if they come from Taco Bell. So why celebrate it today? Well because I randomly came across the most ludicrous quote from Justin Bieber comparing "The Bell" to Church. What's that you say? Oh I believe in one of them, the one that actually is tangible - without further showboating here is the weirdest TT quote ever!

Is That A Taco In Your Hand Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Justin Bieber

"You don't need to go to church to be a Christian. If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn't make you a taco.” - Justin Bieber

I don't know about you, but I am now ready for many tacos stuffed with beef & cheese. I'm not really a vegan.

Bieber on Twitter:

Monday, April 2, 2018

Monday Motivation

I'm Gumby Damn It!
Adam Levine
After a quite eventful April 1st - you know Easter, April Fools Day, Passover & Rent Due. It's time to decompress and hit the mat. That's correct I am going to yoga today, woo hoo!

Monday is usually my day off from the gym, but due to mitigating circumstances I must get there today - thus Monday, when I do go is yoga day.

Today's Monday Motivation is yogi Adam Levine for various reasons. One of the main ones being, well you know, his flexibility as demonstrated in the images above. Obviously Adam has been participating in the sacred art for quite some time to be this pliable.

Me? I am a late comer to the table and am as flexible as a brick. I am more so than I used to be, but have a long way to go.

Thus today's yoga motivation mantra is: "Bend it like Adam." or at the very least picture Adam bending in my head when things get tough if you get my drift (I think you do...)

Namaste

Adam on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/adamlevine/?hl=en 

Sunday, April 1, 2018

Spanks Easter Bunny!

I Want A Bunny With A Slow Hand...
Miley Cyrus
"Treat me like I'm a bad girl, even when I'm being good to you, I don't want you to thank me, you can just spank me" - Hanky Panky, Madonna 

Happy Easter Peeps (he he he) - I happen to follow Miley Cyrus on Instagram and Thursday all these rad shots kept filling my feed from an Easter photo shoot she did.

Well what to my wandering eyes did appear, but one of Miley getting it in the rear from none other than the Easter Bunny!

That's correct, Miley was a real smack bottom for the EB as you can bear witness to in the image above.

Is there anything left to say other than...Happy Easter?!

Yeah, I thought not. Keep Calm & Easter!

Miley on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/mileycyrus/?hl=en  

Saturday, March 31, 2018

I See The "Red Sun Rising"

Rise Up!
Red Sun Rising
Rock radio hit-makers Red Sun Rising return with their brand new music video for their first single, “Deathwish”, off of the band’s forthcoming sophomore release Thread out on March 30th (Concord Music/Razor & Tie). The anthemic single “Deathwish” is currently #12 on Billboard’s Active Rock Chart and is available for purchase on iTunesApple Music, and Amazon.  The apocalyptic video, directed by Brad Golowin can be viewed here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0crY95eobHU 

In addition, the band have offered “Fascination” and “Left For Dead” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuG2DijMs90 as instant grat tracks.  The epic video for “Fascination” pays homage to Georges Méliès 1902 Silent film Le Voyage dans la Lune and shows off the band’s intricate detail to their musicianship with their 3 part harmony choruses and more.  View the video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk58EKCFqUY

Produced by Matt Hyde (Deftones, AFI, Porno For Pyros) and mixed by Jay RustonThread continues to expand on Red Sun Rising’s concept of mixing different genres and influences to create a unique sound. Physical pre-order’s for the highly anticipated release are available for purchase on Band Store: https://red-sun-rising-music.myshopify.com/ and  Merchnow.

When asked about the upcoming album, lead singer Mike Protich stated, “This album feels like a rebirth. Although Red Sun Rising played 140 shows on our last tour, it was not until we made this album that I felt we became a band.  The growth and evolution of RSR that you will hear in our sound and our songwriting builds on our ‘Thread’ mentality (songs that people can love and sing with us but don’t fit a mold).  We aren’t chasing trends and never will.” 

Red Sun Rising made headlines with their debut full-length album Polyester Zeal and earned their own piece of rock radio history with two back-to-back #1 hit singles off of their debut album on Billboard’s Mainstream Rock Chart.  This marked the first time in over a decade that a band has achieved back-to-back #1s on the Rock Chart with its first two singles, “The Otherside” and “Emotionless.” Adding to their radio success, the band was nominated in the “Best New Rock/Alternative Rock Artist” category (Foals, Kaleo, Nathaniel Rateliff, The Strumbellas, Red Sun Rising) for the 2017 iHeartRadio Music Awards.  RSR was also named New Artist of the Year at the 2016 Radio Contraband Awards. 

The band are currently on their U.S. headline tour in support of the forthcoming album release. Red Sun Rising will be performing at all of the major rock festivals this year and will join The Used as direct support beginning May 1 and will also join Godsmack& Shinedown on their late summer tour beginning August 14. For all upcoming show dates, see below. 

Red Sun Rising is Mike Protich (vocals/guitar), Ryan Williams (guitar), Ricky Miller(bass/vocals, Keys), Dave McGarry (guitar/vocals) and Pat Gerasia (drums).


Headline Tour Dates

March 24 – Asbury Park, NJ – The Wonder Bar

March 25 – Philadelphia, PA – Foundry

March 28 – Johnson City, TN – Capone’s

March 29 – Nashville, TN – Top Golf

March 30 – Little Rock, AR – Rev Room

March 31 – Dallas, TX – Trees

April 3 – Houston, TX – House of Blues

April 5 – Tucson, AZ – Club XS

April 6 – Phoenix, AZ – Pub Rock

April 7 – San Diego, CA – House of Blues

April 8 – Las Vegas, NV – Beauty Bar

April 10 – Anaheim, CA – House of Blues

April 11 – Sacramento, CA – Holy Diver

April 13 – Spokane, WA – Knitting Factory

April 15 – Seattle, WA – Chop Suey

April 16 – Boise, ID – Knitting Factory

April 18 – Colorado Springs, CO – Black Sheep

April 19 – Lincoln, NE – Bourbon

April 20 – Des Moines, IA – Wooly’s

April 21 – Sioux City, IA – Anthem at Hard Rock

April 22 – Chicago, IL – Bottom Lounge

April 24 – New York, NY – Mercury Lounge

April 28 – Jacksonville, FL –Welcome to Rockville

April 29 – Sunrise, FL – Fort Rock

May 1 – Wilmington, DE – The Queen *

May 2 – Richmond, VA – The National *

May 4 – Charlotte, NC – Carolina Rebellion

May 5 – Akron, OH - Musica

May 8 – Toronto, ON – The Phoenix Concert Theatre *

May 9 – Kitchener, ON – Elements *

May 11 – Buffalo, NY – Town Ballroom *

May 12 – Fort Wayne, IN – The Clyde Theatre *

May 13 - Somerset, WI – Northern Invasion

May 15 – Billings, MT – Pub Station

May 17 – Fargo, ND – The Sanctuary *

May 19 – Royal Oak, MI – Royal Oak Music Theatre *

May 20 – Columbus, OH – Rock on the Range

May 22 – Louisville, KY – Mercury Ballroom *

May 24 – Omaha, NE – Sokol Auditorium *

May 25 – Pryor, OK – Rocklahoma

                                                  Dates with The Used * 

Below dates are with Godsmack & Shinedown 

Tue-Aug-14-18
Little Rock, AR
Verizon Arena
Wed-Aug-15-18
Biloxi, MS
Coast Coliseum
Thu-Aug-16-18
Atlanta, GA
Lakewood Amphitheater



Sat-Aug-18-18
Virginia Beach, VA
Veterans United Amphitheater
Sun-Aug-19-18
Bristow, VA
Jiffy Lube Amphitheater



Tue-Aug-21-18
Saratoga Springs, NY
Saratoga Performing Arts Center
Wed-Aug-22-18
Meadowbrook, NH
Bank of NH Pavilion



Fri-Aug-24-18
Hartford, CT
Xfnity Amphitheater
Sat-Aug-25-18
Mansfield, MA
Xfinity Center
Sun-Aug-26-18
Camden, NJ
BB&T Amphitheater



Tue-Aug-28-18
Pittsburgh, PA
KeyBank Pavilion
Wed-Aug-29-18
Syracuse, NY
Lakeview Amphitheater



Fri-Aug-31-18
Scranton, PA
Montage Mountain PAC
Sat-Sep-01-18
Holmdel, NJ
PNC Amphitheater
Sun-Sep-02-18
Wantagh, NY
Jones Beach Amphitheater

 Red Sun Rising Links





Friday, March 30, 2018

Look Up On The Stage! It's A...

Let Them Eat...
Jared Leto
OK, I get that this is Jared Leto performing with 30 Seconds to Mars at the 02 Arena in London

What I don't get is WTF?! is he wearing and why?

Looking at it I see many different things, sun, palm trees...weed. All of which seem perfectly viable answers. If I knew what song he was singing so I could know the lyrics, I bet this odd looking attempt at an afghan would start making sense.

If anybody out there can identify this please let me know.

Jared wears whatever it is well. He could make a potato sack sexy.

Moving on, T.G.I.F!

Jared on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/jaredleto/?hl=en