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| "I Just Want To Be Wonderful" Michael Shinafelt |
Why not bend it like Marilyn Monroe and myself and be simply wonderful! That's it, that's this week's seasonal cheer, time to get it!!!
Those times when you eat toilet paper so it wipes on the way out, discuss
Say hello to my little friend, say goodbye to the trash bandit
Retweet if you're an alien sex fiend
Nurses are the back bone of American health
Only 9 more days until Christmas
Remember surviving 2021 is an accomplishment itself
When the hottest guy in the store comes and unlocks the lube for you
Did you know there's a new Nicholas Cage movie starring Nicholas Cage as Nicholas Cage, well now you do
Woman Crush of the Week - Kim Kardashian she failed the baby bar exam three time, but kept going and passed it the fourth. Inspirational!
And that's the story of how I grew a tail...
For the record, I never wanna go to space, I don't need that
I give good Gangsta Rap Face
Never have I ever had to get an urgent message to either of my parents through someone working for them
Heads Up! Saturday is my Birthday, the more you know...
Celebrate with me here -
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