Patti Smith - Golden Age

 

Patti on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/thisispattismith/?hl=en  

Michael's Musings

I'm The Ghost With The Most, Babe!
Michael Shinafelt

"It's Showtime!"  - Beetlejuice 

Ah, those Facebook memories, where would we be without them? This one came up today from an exhibit I went to five years ago in Los Angeles called: I Like Scary Movies. Thus here I am doing my best Beetlejuice impression at it.

My impression is my interpretation of him naturally, and it works! 

With the impending Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice coming September 6th 2024 I caught the original again (hadn't seen it since it first came out) and it surpiringly still holds up and is as entertaining as when I first viewed it.

So "Yes" I am now actually interested in seeing the follow-up. It looks like they took what worked in the original and expanded on it.

Until then go back and watch the original, it's still a whole lotta fun!

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice...

On IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2049403/ 

Hump Day & Chill

Today's secret Hump Day & Chill word is "Moist" Ahhhhhhhhh! 

Remeber Pee Wee's Playhouse and his secret word of the day? If you know, you know. If you don't there's always Google.

While this word is obviously photo shopped on to an actual image of Pee Wee holding one of the actual words of the day (imagine if he ever used "Moist" on the air???) it is a word that may as well have been featured on the show.

Those of us who viewed it wseekly knew that while kids watched it for the bright colors, silliness and cast of off the wall characters the content was 100% Adult and was designed to fly above younger viewers heads. That was part of the fun of watching it as an adult, right? Of course it was!!!

So let's Hump Day & Chill and get "Moist" Ahhhhhhh!

Pee Wee's Playhouse on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pee-wee%27s_Playhouse 

Walking in LA...

In case you haven't read any of my posts that make reference to me living in Los Angeles, well that is where I reside. Hence the byline.

While walking in my hood one day I spotted this nailed to a tree. A cross and garlic mean only one thing to me - there are vampires in my neighborhood, at least someone, somebody or many people believe so.

Now let's bear in mind that I have not encountered any of said creatures of the night to my knowledge. This being stated, if there are some that happen to be neighbors of mine please introduce yourselves I'd be interested in hanging out.

Are there vampires actually residing in LA? Always a possibility.

Vampires on History.com -

https://www.history.com/topics/folklore/vampire-history  

Memorial Day

Memorial Day

Remember and Honor 

Memorial Day on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorial_Day

Euphoric Recall

Peter Jesperson, noted record store maestro, music executive, DJ, manager, tour manager, label founder, and life-long music hound has confirmed new live events this June in support of his recently released memoir Euphoric Recall (Minnesota Historical Society Press) in North Carolina and Virginia.   The events will include book conversation & signing with both Jesperson and Tommy Stinson (The Replacements) as well as a live performance by Tommy’s Cowboys In The Campfire. Dates include:   *June 1 @ Schoolkids Records (405-C W. Franklin St), Chapel Hill, NC w/ moderator Jon Wurster (ex-Superchunk, Mountain Goats, Bob Mould, Scharpling & Wurster) 4pm event (No Cover), 8pm Cowboys in the Campfire ($25.00 tickets) *June 2 @ Schoolkids Records (2237 Avent Ferry Rd. Suite 101, Raleigh, NC w/ moderator David Menconi (journalist, author Step It Up & Go and Oh, Didn’t They Ramble - Rounder Records and the Transformation of American Roots Music), 4pm event (No Cover), 8pm Cowboys in the Campfire ($25.00 tickets) *June 3 @ Chilton House, Richmond, VA w/ moderator Mary Lucia (famed DJ), 7pm (SOLD OUT)   Additional dates pending at the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame, Pop Montreal & more.   Since its release, Euphoric Recall has received glowing reviews from readers and media outlets: NPR, Uncut (UK), Mojo (UK), PopMatters, Houston Chronicle, Spill, and Rhythms Magazine (AU). Additionally, musicians such as Jody Stephens (Big Star), Peter Buck (R.E.M.) and Craig Finn (The Hold Steady) have praised the book for its behind-the-scenes tales; for Jesperson’s music-obsessed background, his own experiences living a rock-n-roll life, and evangelizing & supporting artists he believed in. The twelve book events in various cities so far have all been packed and audience response has been immensely gratifying.   A passionate music lover since childhood, Peter Jesperson found his way into the Minneapolis music world just as it was blossoming in the 1970s and ‘80s. While also managing the influential Oar Folkjokeopus record store and DJing at Jay’s Longhorn bar, Jesperson cofounded Twin/Tone Records, which launched such groundbreaking artists as the Replacements, Soul Asylum, The Suburbs, Babes In Toyland, the Jayhawks, and many more. By the early ‘80s Jesperson made the discovery that changed his life: the Replacements. As A&R man and manager, he guided this talented and out-of-control foursome, taking a short break to road-manage an upcoming sensation out of Athens, Georgia: R.E.M. But as his career was on the rise, Jesperson began his own descent into substance abuse.   Motivated by his love of music, Jesperson rallied and made his way to Los Angeles for the next phase of his career. While working with New West Records alongside artists such as Dwight Yoakam, Kris Kristofferson, Vic Chesnutt, and Steve Earle, Jesperson experienced firsthand the dramatic changes in the music industry of the 1990s. After a half century in the music business, Jesperson shares insights, anecdotes, and lessons from his unique vantage point. The book features a forward by noted music journalist & Sirius XM DJ David Fricke.    “An entertaining collection of stories from a rock and roll life, and an astute study of music and music lovers. Peter Jesperson takes us on an amazing journey through record-store counters, band vans, backstages, label offices, and late night record-listening sessions. Throughout, his love for the performers and songs that sent him down this path shine through, illuminating and inspiring,” said Craig Finn, The Hold Steady.

Back In Time

Batman & Wonder Woman

This image came up as a Facebook Memory and I wanted to post it here, so I am. 

It was a typical Thursday, May 25th 2017 to be exact, as I headed to Trader Joe's on Vine in Hollywood.

Nothing shocking other than I was completely unaware that the premiere for Wonder Woman starring Gal Gadot was happening on Hollywood Blvd. at the Pantages on this day.

Luckily I grocery shop when the Trader Joe's opens (it opened at 8 am, now it opens at 9) because the throngs of fans that showed up eventually were not there just yet.

However there was this dynamic early duo of fans dressed as Wonder Woman and Batman.

I just had to get a photo, and it turned out great! So great that I wanted to share it and it brings back a memory from a less shall we say, altered time and place in the world.

Enjoy your Memorial Day Weekend!

Wonder Woman on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0451279/ 

The Merry, Merry Month Of May...

Justify This!
Madonna

"Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine, They say I better stop or I'll go blind" - She Bop, Cyndi Lauper

Tis the Merry, Merry Month Of May! Do you know why it's so merry? Well I'll give you some hints. Cyndi Lauper is singing about it in the her song She Bop (think about the lyrics above, but not too much) 

Madonna has simulated it in concert and in the image above. "Yes" May is a month long worldwide celebration of the big "M" 

Now I'm not going to expand on what the big "M" is. Not because I am uncomfortable saying it, because it's more fun to be somewhat subtle and cryptic.

In case you still don't get it, here is a link to Planned Parenthood below to spell it out for you...

TGIF! Celebrate!

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/about-us/newsroom/press-releases/mays-happy-ending-give-yourself-a-hand-this-national-masturbation-month

Michael's Musings

"When I Wake Up In My Own Pink World"
Michael Shinafelt

"In pink, goes with everything" - Pink, Lizzo from the Barbie Movie

While I know the Barbie Movie is so last summer, I came across this photo of me in pink looking pretty in it and felt like it was the Summer of 2023 all over again! Too bad it isn't. That was a good time!

Hey remember we will always have Barbie and...pink!!!

Do something today that  would've gotten you burnt at the stake 400 years ago

Be cautious of those who bounce back from everything meant to destroy them. They're watched over by the universe and their ancestors. Messing with them could being heavy karma as they are not meant to be underestimated or played with.

I can see through your BS, the more you know...

From the depths of the sea, a tidal wave of terror, that's all

Going to scary bars is how I relax

Caught A Simple Favor on Netflix - very entertaining! Blake Lively and Anna Kendrick were great!

Had an Affogato for the first time this past weekend. It's espresso and ice cream, honestly I'm too old for espresso...WOW!

Assault with a deadly kitten, it's the random things

Woman Crush of the Week - How coudld it not be Blake Lively in A Simple Favor?! Especially since she delivered this gem to her on camera son: "I let you tear my labia as you exited my body, so you're welcome."

Dear Number 1 Victim, congrats on your award

Ever work at McDonald's as a teen? Remember the paper hat modling your hair in it's image?!

Loved the season finale of Law & Order: SVU - kudos to everyone involved! It played more like an intense short film than a TV Show.

Which color is most gagable lime green or basic brown?

I'm heading out, have a pink day!!!

Stay pink with me here -

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Hump Day & Chill

Gin Martini?

Here I am doing my favorite thing to Hump Day & Chill...me with a frosty gin martini straight up two olives at my favorite (and neighborhood) bar in Los Angeles, Akbar.

Not only do they make a great martini the atmosphere is very casual and friendly and the eclectic jukebox is second to none. 

Don't bother me, I'm Hump Day & Chill...

Akbar on the WWW -

https://www.akbarsilverlake.com/  

Midnight

Vassy

 G'day from Australia,

I'm proud to share with you a very special moment in my career where I was recently honoured by APRA AMCOS with the Billions List Award for my song Bad with David Guetta & Showtek for hitting the 2 billion stream milestone. 

 I was so touched to be amongst my Aussie community in Sydney who have been so supportive.
You can read more about it Here:  

Aussie Dance Artist Vassy Receives Billions List Award, Honoured By APRA AMCOS

This weekend was full on from dropping my new single MIDNIGHT to performing in Darwin for BASSINTHEGRASS the largest music festival in Northern Australia.....other acts on the bill included Macklemore.

I got to debut my new single MIDNIGHT which is Out Now thru
Spinnin' Records & Central Station in Australia.
Excited I got to work on this one with UK producer duo Punctual (Calvin Harris, Becky Hill, Joel Corry) andAussie hitmakers Uncanny Valley (Justin Shave and Charlton Hill).

 

WATCH 'MIDNIGHT' THE OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO

VASSYMUSIC.COM

Monday Motivation

The one and only Grace Jones is here to give you a dose of Monday Motivation!!!

I am team Grace on this I tend to be non-stagnant and open minded and posess a childlike wonder of the world around me. I'm very open as I am told.

As we grow older I believe it is important to never lose these qualities or we become jaded. "Yes" I know tend to be that too. But those who know me know I am also plenty of the other.

So heading into the week your assignment is to bend it like Grace & Myself.

Keep your mind and heart open, be fearless Minions!!!

Grace on the WWW -

https://www.gracejones.com/ 

Sunday Funday

Double Scooby
Scooby Doo & Matthew Lillard

OK, here we have Matthew Lillard on what looks to be a photo from the set of one of the Scooby Doo movies where he portrayed Shaggy.

I've never seen either of them, but it appears Lillard as Shaggy is disguised as his faithful buddy Scooby. For those in the know feel free to send me any correct information you feel you'd like to share.

In the meantime does this mean Matthew ate a Scooby Snack as well?! Did he speak in Scooby's funny woice? Why is he dressed to the nine's as Mr. Doo?

If you don't have the 411 like myself, draw your own conclusions and have a Sunday Funday on yours truly!

Matthew on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/matthewlillard/?hl=en 

Portrait

Bette Davis & Kim Carnes

Came across this portrait of Bette Davis and the woman who had a number one hit singing about her eyes Kim Carnes.

For those of you that remember the iconic song Bette Davis Eyes, this one is for us, cheers!

To those of you who don't recall it, well that's what Google is for.

Bend it like Bette today!

Bette Davis Eyes on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bette_Davis_Eyes 

Film Buff Friday - American Gigolo

On June 18th, Paul Schrader’s stylish neo-noir crime drama American Gigolo makes its debut on 4K UHD and Blu-ray in Limited Edition sets featuring a brand new 4K remaster from the original negative. Julian (a mesmerizing Richard Gere, in his breakthrough performance), a high-priced male escort, has the perfect car, the perfect wardrobe, the perfect house, and the perfect life. He desires the same lifestyle that his elite clients enjoy, but that desire turns to jealousy and one of his clients ends up dead. The drama builds as Julian realizes he’s being framed for the murder and races to prove his innocence.  

 

American Gigolo was shot by John Bailey (In the Line of Fire, The Big Chill), and features music by Golden Globe nominee for Best Original Score, Giorgio Moroder, who co-wrote “Call Me,” the film’s signature theme song by Blondie. The costuming by Giorgio Armani defined the era of disco and 80s extravagance and is widely credited for establishing the designer’s brand in North America. Featuring performances by Lauren Hutton, Bill Duke, and Héctor Elizondo.

 

The 4K UHD and Blu-ray editions feature an audio commentary, seven brand new interviews with cast and crew, original trailer, and more. 

 

View the trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN7sz-T_tUY&t=2s

Michael's Musings

So I Tunred Myself To Face Me...
Michael Shinafelt

"Still don't know what I was waitin' for, And my time was runnin' wild"  Chages, David Bowie

This memory of myself and Brittney spending her last night in Los Angeles five years ago at Musso and Frank came up in my Facebook Memories. It made me think about changes and time. Those are two things that always will be. 

So many changes in such a short amount of time these past five years, and you know what there's even more to come...

Your crown has been bought and paid for. Put it on and wear it on your head, damn it!!!

Watched Mommie Meanest on Lifetime with Lisa Rinna. I have one question? With two white parents how com the daughter in the movie had brown skin???

Writing this column with a big ole glass of lemon water. My favorite morning beverage!

Pro Tip: Don't glue anything to your b#tthole

When I'm told something is impossible I like to respond with the fact that Chucky nuked the North Pole in season three of his show...

Cheers to the ones who don't STFU and kiss the ring, the more you know

Make today and every day after count!

And just like that, I was binging Sex and the City on Netflix

Woman Crush of the Week - how could I be binging SATC and it not be Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones, iconic!!!

Remember, I believe in you bitch!

Each experience tells you something about yourself if you let it

Caught Brooke Shields in Mother of the Bride on Netflix, mindless fun!

RIP Roger Corman

Whatever shall I do with the impulses I am currently experiencing?!?!

Find out here -

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/MShinafelt  

Hump Day & Chill

David Byrne

The Talking Heads are one of my favorite groups evuh! Their concert film Stop Making Sesnse is pure magic! 

When I was in college up near Seattle a group of us from the drama department used to frequent midnight screenings of it at the Egyptian Theater there. Translation: We would get drunk and dance our asses off in front of the movie screen.

Thus in honor of this very fond memory we are going to Hump Day & Chill to what Talking Heads frontman David Byrne (above) says.

Carry On, as you were....

 Talking Heads on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talking_Heads

Double Vision

Mother & Daughter
Zoe Kravitz & Lisa Bonet

"Fill my eyes with that double vision, no disguise for that double vision" Double Vision, Foreigner

Seeing double right here, right now??? Thinking you are seeing twin sisters? Well no, not really. Here is the Mother and Daughter team of Zoe Kravitz and Lisa Bonet.

Could two women be any more beautiful? I ask you? Clearly Zoe scored the gene jackpot with Lisa as her Mom and Lenny Kravitz as her Father.

Lisa has always been a favorite of mine. She is not only gorgeous, she is talented and she does her. There is an amazing power in that. Lisa was the best thing about Angel Heart FYI.

Zoe is equally stunning and talented. Out of all the Batman movies she is my favorite Catwoman. Why? Because her portrayal nailed the character that I read in the Batman comic books when I was growing up to perfection!!!

Have a beautiful day! After this double vision how could you not???

Zoe on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/zoeisabellakravitz/?hl=en

Lisa on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/officiallisabonet/?hl=en   

Behind The Scenes

Here we are another Monday another work week! Thus I thought for no specific reason I'd share this Behind The Scenes photo of Martin Scorsese & Sharon Stone staight off of the set of Casino!

For the record Casino is one of my favorite Scorsese films. Sharon Stone was spectacular in it and got a rightfully deserved Academy Award Nomination for her portrayal of Ginger McKenna.

It's also a plus that this awesome photo is in evocative black and white.

There's really not much else I can add to this regarding said photo except, have a great week and hope you enjoyed the view.

Casino on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casino_(1995_film) 

Mother's Day

Mom & Me

This is the second Mother's Day without my Mom. In honor of her here is my favorite photo taken of us by her boyfriend Bob.

It was shot when they came to visit me at the Los Angeles Zoo.

Happy Mother's Day to all the Mom's and everything they do!

Mother's Day on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother%27s_Day_(United_States)  

Dr. Jackie Unlicensed Psychotherapist

She’s baaaaack! Everyone’s favorite unqualified, self-centered show biz shrink is all dolled-up and ready to nod her head while she pretends to be listening! That’s right, the much-anticipated Season 2 of the hilarious hit show “Dr. Jackie: Unlicensed Psychotherapist” is finally here…  So let the healing begin! Dr. Jackie’s hair may be fake, but her patients’ problems are real… (Okay, so maybe they’re not real, but they’re real funny!) The 6-part series will premiere on OUTtv May 16 with new episodes airing each week through June 20. Episode 1 will be free on OUTtv on The Roku Channel and on The Apple TV Channel in the US/Canada. Watch the trailer HERE

Remember, she’s not a real doctor… She just plays one on TV! So join drop-dead gorgeous, larger-than-life, world-famous drag superstar JACKIE BEAT as she uses every trick up her sequined sleeve to help her funny, famous and fabulous “friends” navigate the rocky road of mental health. And the annoyingly thin and pretty Sherry Vine is also back as Dr. Jackie’s adorable, but confused receptionist. Can you believe she wasn’t fired!?

 “It’s such a great feeling to not only entertain people, but be able to help them, too. It’s a real win-win. I’m very proud of the fact that I am able to make mental health just a little more glamorous and fun!  And if anyone wants to cancel me for “mocking” psychotherapy, please do it! I haven’t been on THAT reality television show so I need all the publicity I can get!” -  Jackie Beat

 

Season 2 of “Dr. Jackie: Unlicensed Psychotherapist” is jam-packed with amazing special guests… Film & TV Stars Rose Abdoo (Hacks), Nancy Allen (Carrie), Amanda Bearse (Married… With Children), Bridget Everett & Murray Hill (Somebody Somewhere), Dierdre Friel (Physical), Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka (Drag Me To Dinner) Jane Lynch (Glee), Oscar Montoya (Minx), Parker Posey (White Lotus 3), Cecily Strong (SNL) and Michelle Visage (RuPaul’s Drag Race)! Drag Darlings: Bianca Del Rio, Lady Bunny, Manila Luzon, Trixie Mattel, Varla Jean Merman, Ginger Minj, Jinkx Monsoon, Peppermint, Alaska Thunderfuck, Nina West & Willam! Comedy Cut-ups: Muffy Bolding, Julie Brown, Jazzy Byner, Stephanie Courtney, Drew Droege, Nadya Ginsburg, Tom Lenk, Teddy Margas & Travis Walck! LGBTQ Icons: Calpernia Addams, Justin Vivian Bond & Mario Diaz! Plus Music Legends and Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees Debbie Harry of Blondie and Jane Weidlin of The Go-Go’s!

“Can someone please explain why I needed therapy after my Dr. Jackie therapy?” - Trixie Mattel

“How was my experience working with Jackie? Let’s just put it this way, Carrie is no longer the scariest project I’ve been in!“ - Nancy Allen

“Jackie is the smartest, funniest and most professional person I have ever had the honor of working with! And she didn’t force me to say this and there’s absolutely no need to send help…” - Peppermint

“After watching Season 1, both my manager and my agent strongly agreed that I needed Dr. Jackie! Hey, wait a minute..." - Parker Posey

“I really enjoyed chewing the scenery with Jackie… And that was the only thing we were chewing because there was no budget for craft services!“ - Sherry Vine

“After several sessions with Dr. Jackie, I’ve had a few breakthroughs… Not to mention multiple breakdowns, a couple of breakouts and one very tumultuous breakup!” - Alaska Thunderfuck

“Congratulations on season two, Jackie! Sending all my love… AND a cease & desist!” - Amanda Bearse

“Lose my number, bitch!” - Bianca Del Rio

“Dr. Jackie: Unlicensed Psychotherapist” - Written & Created by Jackie Beat, Directed & Edited by Kain O’Keeffe, Produced by Producer Entertainment Group (PEG) for OUTtv. The show will be available exclusively on OUTtv.com and on the OUTtv Apple TV Channel in the US and Canada, OUTtvGo.com and the OUTtv Amazon Prime Channel in Canada and FROOT.tv in the UK and Ireland (same day).  

Follow Jackie Beat:

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Nothing Shocking

‘RHOBH’ Star Dorit Kemsley and Husband PK Kemsley Are Taking Time Apart After 9 Years of Marriage

If you are a RHOBH fan this is not a suprise. I mean c'mon you didn't see this coming all last season?

Well I guess this headline will bring the ever out of touch with reality Dorit back for season fourteen.

Call it: Saved by the separation...

RHOBH on the WWW -

https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills  

Michael's Musings

You've Never Met Anyone Like Me...
Michael Shinafelt

Yesterday I decided to re-watch one of my favorite Vampire movies on Tubi, Near Dark. It was directed by future Oscar winner Kathryn Bigelow. It was also her sophomore effort and it is truly spectacular! 

Everything is spot on, my personal favorite elements were the dialogue and the underlying eroticism that everything was imbued with. Yeah, I said eroticism, that's all...

BTW - in case you couldn't guess Vampires are my jam

I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all

Community theater exists so middle-aged, married couples can find young men and women fotr threesomes

How To Identify A Swallow: Spit in my mouth daddy, the more you know

Currently Reading: The Big Book Of Lesbian Horse Stories

What's your body count???

Before Freddy Ksueger there was the Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, think about it but not too much

BDE! There I said it!!!

Woman Crush of the Week - How could I not say Jenny Wright as a Vampire in Near Dark, she is so hot in it!

For the record my all time favorite Vampire movie is The Hunger

Life is too short to fit in, stay weird Minions!

Remember when the lights went out in Georgia? Yep, me either...

My cat thinks you're a twat, and other childhood memories ruined

The time has come...ta ta for now!

Track me here -

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Hump Day & Chill

Ever wonder what it would be like if Dorothy, Glinda The Good Witch and The Wicked Witch of the West got together and had a Kiki? Well here's your chance to Hump Day & Chill with the three of them doing that very thing.

From the looks of it Dorothy is quite stressed and chugging tequila like there is no tomorrow. Guess wanting to get back to Kansas has taken it's toll on her. While Glinda and Wicked are cheering her on: Chug! Chug! Chug!

Wednesday is actually the most trafficked Happy Hour of the week 23.9% higher to be accurate. This should surprise no one, hey it's the middle after all and after 3 full days of working...

So join Dororthy and the 23.9% for some Hump Day & Chill debauchery!

Happy Hour on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_hour 

Danny Will Die Alone

Dekkoo, the premiere streaming service dedicated to gay men, will launch its new original series, Danny Will Die Alone, on May 16, 2024.  Created by and starring Jack Tracy, Danny Will Die Alone dives deep into the hellscape of being a single gay man today trying to find love via the hookup apps.  Loosely based onJack Tracy’s own dating life in New York City and his “Dying Alone Together” podcast, the series depicts Tracy as Danny: a man on a mission.  Recently single after a devastating breakup and freshly entering a mid-life crisis, Danny finds the dating scene markedly different from the last time he was on the market.  Emotional unavailability, fear of commitment and hypersexuality abound and Danny is forced to navigate his way through unhinged flakes, fakes, and bots, all while remaining blissfully unaware of his own multitude of flaws.  Danny Will Die Alone will begin streaming Thursday, May 16 on Dekkoo.

 

In addition to its jaw-droppingly vulgar humor, Danny Will Die Alone presents a critical look at modern dating and its shifting relationship styles.  It explores how gay men use the apps, treat one another, and the differences in their behavior when interacting virtually and in-person.  “On the apps, you're never quite sure if the man you are speaking with is looking for something real or if he simply enjoys the chase,” Tracy explains.    

 

He notes there is a huge emphasis on casual sex encounters today.  “It’s as if long term relationships and traditional dating structures have been abandoned by men in their 20s and 30s,” Tracy continues.  “Once you get into the 40s, it’s a whole other macrocosm of messiness; mostly married couples who have opened their relationships and are looking for a temporary third to complete their throuple.”  

 

Initially built as a web series, the first nine episodes of Danny Will Die Alone are fifteen-minute affairs, each focusing solely on Danny’s encounter with a man that represents a particular corner of the gay dating world.  Characters pop into Danny’s life only to never be heard from again, no different than how it goes while dating in the modern era.

It begins with Danny attempting to convert a well-endowed hookup into a forever partner.  After that fails, he meets hipsters, conservatives, spiritual beings, gym gurus, and men with all kinds of kinky sexual proclivities.  All the while, Danny breaks the fourth wall to regularly let viewers know what he’s thinking about during the ongoing car crashes.  “It's a way to bring the audience into Danny's issues,” Jack explains.  “The viewers become the confidant Danny vents to.”

 

Viewers may sympathize with Danny, but not too much, because Danny is jaded to the point of near insanity, and is as awful as the situations he finds himself in.  Like when he realizes the apps have become the land of unwanted bottoms and he enters his “top era”, or when it dawns on him that the apps simply aren’t ‘appening, and he hires a professional matchmaker.

 

It's nonstop hilarity at Danny’s increasingly desperate antics as he futilely searches for his one true love.   

 

Jack Tracy is a New York based writer, actor, producer, and recording artist.  He has released three LPs, numerous EPs, and is best known for his feature film Snowflake, and his web series History, Big Law and Millennial Memoir.  Danny Will Die Alone is his first Dekkoo original series.  When not working on his latest creation, Jack spends time with his cocker spaniel and, like Danny, continues his search for love.

 

Season two of Danny Will Die Alone is filming now.  It will shift to six full half hour episodes with a continuing storyline and additional lead cast members.  

 

Danny Will Die Alone begins streaming May 16 on Dekkoo.

 

Monday Mood

Bitch Pudding sums up best how I am feeling heading into this new Monday.

That's correct Minions you know the drill everyone is a Ho today, no exceptions. It's a level playing field from my POV.

Let us move forward with our bad selves and contain our underwhelming lack of enthusiasm...

That's all...

Bitch Pudding on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitch_Pudding