Michael's Musings

Let's Gobble, Gobble
Michael Shinafelt

Happy Thanksgiving Minions! I'm not really sure if there is anymore to say at the top of this week's column other than, eat, drink and don't call me Shirley -

Let's move on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky, shall we? We shall!

Stop making arrogant assumptions while I'm sitting on my phone making other plans

Gimme some F#cking Swedish Meatballs! The more you know...

Who among us hasn't pulled off their partners face to find a horny reptilian???

I'm thankful for the Health Care workers and those who are vaccinated 

Oh, so this is how it is for carnival barkers

My guess is Pete Davidson is hung

I would eat salads every day if I could pay someone to prepare them for me

Got Burner Phone?

Woman Crush of the Week - Halle Berry for making her directorial debut with Bruised on Netflix 

Don't jive me hooker!

Cream filled beavers, discuss

They have never cared about anything as much as that peanut butter

We honor the brave men and women today who have lost their hands in construction paper turkey tracing accidents

Don't overlook the wonder of the ordinary

Turn and face the ordinary here -

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https://twitter.com/MShinafelt    

Hump Day & Chill

Let Them Eat...
Naomi Campbell

Tis the Hump Day & Chill before Thanksgiving. Being that Hump Day is a little sexy and that we gobble, gobble tomorrow I bequeath you Naomi Campbell serving up her special brand of Thanksgiving day dinner.

In fact Ms. Campbell looks to be one of the things on the menu being served all sprawled out among the desserts. Like she is perhaps sweet and delicious as well.

Well there you have it Minions your pre Turkey Day Hump Day & Chill with Naomi "Sugar Lips" Campbell.

Life can be so sweet on the sunny side of the street...

Naomi on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/naomi/  

Current Mood

Wouldn't You Give Your Tongue To A Friend?!
Dylan McDermott & Christopher Meloni

Sometimes you just gotta give someone the tongue. This is obviously an open to interpretation statement and should be treated as such, so proceed with caution when utilizing it.

Dylan McDermott took to Twitter with this post from the set of Law & Order: Organized Crime slapping it with the caption: "This is what I have to put up with everyday."

Well I don't know about you but I certainly wouldn't mind Christopher Meloni giving me the tongue every which way, and loose.

Yeah, Dylan it's hard out there for a mob boss.

Reach out and give someone your tongue today, it will definitely add something unique to it. While I'm not sure exactly what that is, think of it as an adventure 😀

Law & Order: Organized Crime on the WWW -

https://www.nbc.com/law-and-order-organized-crime  

Courtside Cuties

Having A Ball
Cara Delevingne & Selena Gomez

Another Monday, another week to enjoy! Yeah, I know we are all supposed to bag on Monday, yet I am feeling particularly bouncy myself today, so there!!!

For the rest of you singing the Monday Blues well here's Cara Delevingne & Selena Gomez courtside for the New York Knicks v Orlando Magic game at Madison Square Garden.

Since they look adorbs together this should help you Monday naysayers mood a little. Perhaps a lot depending on just how much you don't like Monday's.

It's time Minions to brush yourself off and adult...!!! 

Monday on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monday  

Music Makes The People Come Together

Who's Your Pick?

Tonight we celebrate music! That's correct Minions the American Music Awards are being broadcast tonight from the Microsoft Theater in Hollywood. They are being hosted by none other than Cardi B. 

I guess that means "B There, Or B Square???" anyway I tune in mainly for the performances. Music is the escape I, and you, meaning we, need at present.

Wanna play along, well being the giver that I am I have provided you with a list of nominees below. "Yes" they are at your fingertips, all you have to do is hit the link.

Let the music play!

https://www.theamas.com/nominees/2021-nominees/

"We Met Lizzo"

When BTS Met Lizzo

So it appears South Korean boy band BTS met the one and only Lizzo at the Harry Styles concert in Los Angeles. How do I know this?! Because they took it to Twitter, naturally.

They captioned the Tweet "We Met Lizzo." Lizzo followed their lead and Re-Tweeted the photo with "I Met BTS."

Awwwww....Harry Styles uniting his fellow artists for one big love fest in the guise of a concert, it really doesn't get any better than that.

So let's throw ourselves into our collective Saturday and spread the joy that is BTS & Lizzo, in spirit, not literally!!!

BTS on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/bts.bighitofficial/

Lizzo on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/lizzobeeating/?hl=en

Film Buff Friday: Arsenic And Old Lace

In another lifetime (High School to be exact) I was in the play Arsenic And Old Lace, I played a cop. At this point and juncture in my life the memory of the content of the show are vague at best.

That's why I am happy that my buddy Jay Jacobson has got me, and you, covered on his  classic movie blog. 

"No" I've never seen the film, but thanks to Jay's tantalizing write-up about it color me now intrigued to go and watch it. Not to mention the nostalgia value of having been in a stage production of it for added incentive.

I now have my Friday Night plans, join me, won't you?

Click on the link below for all the 411!

https://www.jaysclassicmovieblog.com/post/80-arsenic-and-old-lace-1944