Michael's Musings

Got My Mind On Your Body And Your Body On My Mind
Michael Shinafelt

Like the rest of the world I saw the Barbie Movie this past week. Like most of you (which seems to be everyone who's seent it) I loved it! 

Summertime and the living is easy and al that jazz. This week I will catch Oppenheimer, then as far as I'm concerned this will end my tour of duty of movies I need to see in a theater for the rest of the season. Yeah, that's correct Minions that will make a whopping two movies I saw in the theater all summer. What's on your movie agenda???

On this day in 1979 The Amityville Horror was released in 1979 - Oink! 🐖

Why not treat yourself to a good time instead of waiting for someone else to do it?

Finally got around to watching Madonna's Madame X tour on Paramount + I thought it was great! I get why other people didn't it was not a Madonna concert it was performance art

She's not dead, she's just having an existential crisis

I don't mind being the villain in your story because your the clown in mine

At the rate things are going they are going to cancel shampoo so bald people won't be offended

Apparently X marks the spot now, if you know, you know

Some people should wear a leash in public 

Woman Crush of the Week - RIP Sinead O'Connor I saw her live at The Greek Theater in Los Angeles and it was amazing, chills went through me. 

The trailer for Exorcist: Believer dropped, I have questions 

Kudos to America Ferrara who pulled of the monologue of the year in Barbie 

Have you ever been chilling out and think...Damn! this is real life!

Happy Belated Birthday to Jennifer Lopez who is 54 and slaying

It's a Cruel Summer, yeah we're having a heat wave as predicted

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Nothing Shocking...
Michael Shinafelt

I really don't have anything of any significance on my mind this week. Thus here is a selfie I shot at one of my favorite local places to eat The Kitchen, which serves up comfort food. On this particular day I was being a basic bitch and having a cheeseburger and fries. For those of you who are wondering I take my meat medium rare...told you nothing significant is on my mind presently, no lies detected.

103 days until Halloween...

Seent a pink dolphin gliding through the ocean on Twitter this morning. So cool!!! I didn't know that a dolphin could be pink, amazing!!!

This hole is not for everyone. Know your limitations. Play at your own risk. The more you know.

FYI It's not voyeurism if you're solving mysteries 

I know I'm late to the party, on a recommendation I started binging Elite on Netflix. Love it!!!

Raise your hand if you've ever eaten at a Shakey's pizza parlor ✋

One of my favorite albums Fleetwood Mac's timeless Rumors has been certified 21x platinum in the US

Nobody cares how heavy you are if you swallow 

Woman Crush of the Week - How could it not be Margot Robbie as Barbie. Seeing it tomorrow I can't wait!!!

Horror movies with mannequins, discuss...

Gotta teach my facial expressions how to use their indoor voice

Just so you know fate doesn't give a sh!t about you

Your religion does not prohibit me from anything. It prohibits you. Learn the difference.

Presently I am plotting some things

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Constant Stimulation
Michael Shinafelt 

Recently it has been brought to my attention that I tend to need constant stimulation. While I don't think this the whole story I do believe it to be true to some extent. I'm here to let you all know, right here, right now, one of the best gifts you can give yourself is the gift of meditation.

Put the phone down, don't turn on the TV and simply switch off! "Yes" it's that simple and quite beneficial I might add. As soon as I have completed this weeks musings I'm going to do exactly that. Time to move onward...

Saw the documentary about Wham! on Netflix. While hardly revelatory it was very nostalgic for me. "Yes" I am that many years old.

Barbenheimer, Barbenheimer, Barbenheimer that's all I ever hear!!!

Repressing murderous rage with sugar, just sayin'

Eat, Sleep, Voodoo - priorities

Jesus drove a Honda, but he never spoke of it because he "did not speak of his own accord"

The next stage in my healing journey? Running around calling people c#nts

Congrats to Vanderpump Rules on it's first Emmy Nomination, a well deserved one I might add, and I just did

Please do not feed the whores, the more you know...

Woman Crush of the Week - Courtney Love, because Live Through This is one of the greatest albums ever made IMHO. "Yes" I've been listening to it lately, it's real and spectacular!!!

Twitter seems awfully tipsy of late

Speaking of Twitter is there any hot ne place all the cool kids are migrating to yet? Not a passing fancy place an actual hub.

Please stop trying to be like everyone else. You don't even like everyone else

How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Depends what you want it changed into I'm guessing

Now is the time

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Say My F#cking Name...
Michael Shinafelt

It's the last Thursday of Pride Month and what a month it's been! I in particular am feeling myself of late. Interpret that as you will, I'm sexy and free that way...

The above photo was taken in front of a mural at a gay bar (obviously)  the Precinct in Downtown Los Angeles. Go hard or go home, celebrate Pride Minions!!!

Season 11 of Vanderpump Rules started filming yesterday with everyone returning except for Raquel Leviss no word on whether she'll be back or not, meh. 

It's your life thus every night can be Taco Night if you want it to be, so there!

Vulgar will make you dance, don't be a chorus

Binged Glamourous on Netflix mainly because Kim Cattrall was in it. I had a gay old time

Smile, Laugh, Talk, Drink, Dance, Eat A$$

Remember Porky's that raunchy teen comedy from the 80's well I wanted to know what I would think about it now as an adult. It was boring AF, I can't believe when I saw it as a teen I found it remotely funny

Anything you can do out of a suit, you can now do in a suit, the more you know...

Snake in the grass, that's all

Woman Crush of the Week - Gay icon and ally Madonna, get well soon Queen

Went to my favorite Mexican Restaurant in LA El Coyote yesterday, delicious!!!

Hot tip: ordering a Diet Coke will NOT make your sharing of classified documents guilt-free

Intuition is our life's compass – we can trust our instincts

Until I saw The Idol on HBO I never knew a show with that much talent in front of, and behind the camera could be so bad

How will I celebrate the last Thursday of Pride? Hmmmm...

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Blame It On Yourself...
Michael Shinfelt

So I caught the latest season of Black Mirror on Netflix and like many of you was quite taken with the episode Joan Is Awful. So much so that I did the meme generator thing for it and now: "Michael Is Awful."

Of course in the spirit of the episode you had to consent to let Netflix use the meme you generated to publicize the episode. Hey why not??? It's all in the spirit of fun...or???

FYI Ceiling cat is always watching you, just the other day I saw him staring at me...

Sometimes my smile means "Hello" but mostly it means F#ck Off, the more you know

Relentless Twattery should be used in everyday conversations 

The gay agenda is staying alive, that's our big scary plan

Doesn't my a$$hole have any rights?!?!

It seems The Flash has an Ezra Miller problem

Let them eat paste!

Honestly I can't wait to see the Barbie Movie and I really don't understand why

Woman Crush of the Week - Jennifer Lawrence for her comedic turn in No Hard Feelings

Hiking at Camp Crystal Lake is on my bucket list

Dear conservatives Tony The Tiger is literally a cartoon, seriously

Rock out with your tongue out!!! What did you think I was going to say???

Nothing other people do is because of you, it's because of themselves

Courage is sexy

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Do You Like Girls Or Boys?
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This chaos is killing me, do you want to be free? Let moondust cover you, you're released, it's time to muse...

Treat Williams, damn! While gave many an excellent performance my personal fave was his Law & Order: SVU portrayal of Jake Stanton RIP

Every classroom had a kid who ate paste. That's probably who you are arguing with on Social Media

Why is Padam, Padam Kylie Minogue's biggest US hit? It's alright, but she's had so many better songs

Happy Pride to those who identify as a Samsung super-capacity washer (multiple loads all at once)

FYI according to the Bible Lobsterfest is an abomination, the more you know...

Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that "Awesome" starts with "Me" and "Ugly" starts with "U"

I thought Kelis' Milkshake was supposed to bring all the "boys" to the yard

Pat Robertson's passing has started phase 19 of the "Gay Agenda" 

Woman Crush of the Week - Joan Rivers, we could use her forked tongue more than ever in this insane world RIP

Visualize where you will eventually put it

The longer I live the more I am convinced this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum

He left to go get gloves, think about it, but not too much

You F#cked around, now you'll find out

Any questions, any answers, alright wipe your nose then

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Manhood/Masuculinity
Michael Shinafelt

As Pride Month continues here I am in Hawaii this past November representing the blue in the Pride Flag. Yeah, there is a lot of blue to unpack in this photo Minions.

The blue in the flag represents Manhood/Masculinity - As you can see I've got you covered...

Vanderpump Rules wrapped it's reunion last night, kind of surprised Raquel ratted out the actual timeline of her affair with Sandoval (worm with a mustache) was longer. Throuple, seriously girl?!

Remembering the legend Prince whose Birthday was yesterday. I miss his genius.

If it's going to be tough, they should be allowed to bring their own wine

A big F#ck You to the Grim Reaper! Dude, you suck!!!

Sometimes you have to give people the Muffin Man

Idea for a Sandwich Shop: Sandwich Hub: Sandwiches That'll Make You Come

Walking with purpose and intention, the more you know...

Can't wait for the currently filming Echo Valley two of my favorites Julianne Moore & Sydney Sweeney together...YES!!!

Woman Crush of the Week - The openly Bi-Sexual Janelle Monae she's multi-talented and HAF! Not to mention she has a very sexy new album titled The Age Of Pleasure, That's Hot!!!

That time you returned to the US and the entire Northeast looks like Bladerunner, discuss

Dark Brandon is ready for the indictment party this week (me too!)

Wednesday season two is going to lean into horror more, no love triangle, bolder & darker. I'm here for this as I thought the first season was tepid and didn't go far enough to the dark side.

“Chris Licht out at CNN after tumultuous run as CEO” I did Nazi the Bloats town hall ending like this

Guess what I wear to bed???

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Proud! Happy Pride Month!
Michael Shinafelt

It's June 1st 2023 Happy Pride Month Minions! I shot this selfie portrait before yoga at  Hollywood Forever Cemetery, Pride Flag added for effect.

There really isn't much else to say other than I will be celebrating Pride all month here at Entertain Me, we'll have a gay ole time!!!

Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part Two was good, but did not build on Part One's explosive start. In true Part 2 of Three fashion it was a middle act.

Kim Cattrall will appear in season two of And Just Like That. I hear it's a phone conversation, like they did with Suzanne Somers on Three's Company when she was on the outs.

I'll smile when I feel like it

Never take your eyes off the prize, especially if...

Happy Belated Birthday to Laverne Cox 

If God plans pregnancies then he can have full custody

When you're thinking with your dick and actually come up with a good idea

To grow you must move onward. Many times that means replacing comfort and connections with courage and curiosity

Woman Crush of the Week - Wanda Sykes for her activism and humor. She preaches the truth!

Katie Maloney is the MVP of this season's Vanderpump Rules

Desperately Seeking Summer

There's a lot I have to unpack at the moment...the more you know

Did you hear there's going to be a sequel to Cocaine Bear, it's called Cocaine Wookie

Forging my own path presently, hoping to leave a trail...

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Queen Tina!
Michael Shinafelt

With the passing of Tina Turner another part of my life is gone. Generally celebrity deaths don't hit me hard. But this one did. 

She was such a part of my life, well ever since I can remember. She also played a big part in shaping the person I have become. Fortunately I got to see her perform four times. Three of those times were her headlining her own tour, once was opening for Lionel Ritchie (don't ask, long story.) 

She was simply put, amazing!!! OK, it's time to muse...

When your butthole hurts but you remember why

FYI I'm here to replace hookers

The sloth says: What the Hell man

Sorry I missed the firs part of the Vanderpump Rules reunion last night or I would comment. Can't wait to see it today!

Joan Collins just celebrated her 90th Birthday! 

Demi Moore just joined the cast of American Horror Story: Delicate

Racoon scratching, it's a things

Do not feed hallucinogens to the werewolves, that's all

Woman Crush of the Week - Kesha, she's a survivor and she's back

I'm now at the: I wonder what Ghostface would do part of my morning

Let's jump around in the fountain of youth 

Hey Target removing Pride merchandise is not being an ally, the more you know...

No more Law & Order SVU and OC until next season...sigh

I'm so many things, yes, I am

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3,2,1 - Naughty Is More Fun!
Michael Shinafelt

Being naughty is fun may sound like a cliche, but truly it isn't. It's a very open ended thing in terms of interpretation. However let me state clearly, some people do confuse "naughty" with "self destruction" they are not, I repeat, not the same thing.

Naughty is a sane participation in something, that isn't bad, but fun for you solo, or for whoever else may be involved in the activity with you. It's a healthy release and one I highly recommend. Try it you'll like it, now for some totally different head!!!

Last night's season finale of Vanderpump Rules really brought it! Now I can't wait for the reunion!!!

Is Clown Sex your greatest pleasure and your darkest shame???

Live so that if your life were turned into a book, Florida would ban it

Cry to your mother

BTW Katie Maloney's Bitchy Ass would make a great name for a band

While were on the subject I don't know why anyone would want to have sex with Tom Sandoval, worm with a mustache is an accurate description (Thank You, James Kennedy)

How about that Five Nights At Freddy's teaser? Looks promising, yes?

Sometimes I wonder: What would Chucky do? (Yes, the killer doll Chucky)

Woman Crush of the Week - Jennifer Lopez who has the number one movie on Netflix The Mother, she slays in it!!!

I'm sorry that you're jaded, or maybe not. I'll decide later

There is no  debate, trans rights are human rights

Maybe one more thing? Or many...the more you don't know

Get it! Martha Stewart on the cover of Sports Illustrated at 81!!! 

Pick your poison: Latex, Rubber or Nothing at all

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I Feel It Still...
Michael Shinafelt

I remember the fifth grade quite well. It was when I spied baseball player Jim Palmer in his Jockey Underwear ad campaign. At that very moment I knew I was attracted to men. No one groomed me, I repeat no one groomed me.

The feeling was innate, and guess what? When I see Mr. Palmer in these ads now, I feel it still. OK I'm gonna remove myself from the cross of martyr the wood is needed elsewhere LOL!!!

This morning I found out about the passing of Jackie Zeman of General Hospital fame, rest in power you were shining light.

If God has helped you in your life insert Amen. Do you need lube for this???

Ticked off trannies with knives, discuss...

Welcome to this place for better wages

Feeling Cute, might put the lotion on the skin later, might get the hose again...IDK

Camilla Parker Bowles giving hope to all you side chicks out there, woot!!!

I can't make you interesting. Thus I'm going to pretend to go to the toilet

All bisexual people do is work at Starbucks, dress like Stuart Little, and lie, the more you know

Woman Crush of the Week - E. Jean Carroll so courageous and it was a win for all women. She is amazing!!!

On that note Charlize Theron vows to F#ck anyone up who tries to take away LGBTQ+ rights, now that's an ally

Am I more political this week than usual? "Yes" because I'm feeling it, so there!!!

CNN can suck a dick

Jolly Rancher Watermelon, there's that 

I'm ready to ____ the blank is yours to fill in

Personally I know what I'm ready to do, catch me here...

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Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Flan!
Karen Castrischer Stegall & Michael Shinafelt

While we were not celebrating Cinco de Mayo, we were celebrating nonetheless. Here is a blast from the margarita bandit past of my friend Karen Castrischer Stegall and yours truly, imbibing at the famous Mexican Restaurant El Coyote.

El Coyote is most known for being the place that Sharon Tate last dined before her untimely passing. 

I can't recall what year this was but it was Karen was merely a Castricsher, sans the Stegall.

So bend it like us and whoop it up, it's not only Cinco de Mayo, it's also Friday...

TGIF!!!

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Michael Shinafelt

Happy Star Wars Day Minions! May the 4th be with you and yours. "Yes" today is Star Wars Day as everyone knows by now and the 4th is strong within me. I remember being completely obsessed with Star Wars when it first came out, yep I was 100% that guy.

Now? I've gotten older and moved on from it. I didn't even see the latest round of sequels. That being said my memories of being a huge Star Wars fan are happy ones, now brandish your light saber and let's slay some Stormtroopers shall we? Of course we shall!!!

Watching Vanderpump Rules today. Did I miss anything juicy?!?!

Therapy Geckos are totally different head

Remember the time when you gave her an Ibuprofen and a tampon?

Dear autocorrect. It's never duck, thank you

Perhaps the reason you haven't found your soul mate is you don't have a soul

In honor of Star Wars day I'll let you in on a secret. I used to have the biggest crush on Luke Skywalker

Headline I'd Love To See: "Goofy Beats Ron DeSantis To Death With A Crowbar" now that's entertainment! 

That's so mental 

Woman Crush of the Week - how could it not be Carrie Fisher who is receiving a posthumous star today (naturally) on Hollywood's Walk of Fame

Together they are unstoppable: The Bottom Rangers

Find yourself a daily dose of cuteness elsewhere 

"Meatloaf" is the best "Safe Word" it means "I would do anything for love but I won't do that"

The Writer's Guild is on strike and I stand with them

BTW there seems to be a pattern here...

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Wanna See What's Under My Umbrella?
Michael Shinafelt

This week has been all about low vibration energy, hey it's the place where you find some balance Minions. It's actually the first week since my Mom's passing that I have felt balanced for an entire week.

It's a terrific feeling and while I know I am sure to topple at least I have a point of reference to migrate back to, now about that red umbrella over my head...

Evil Dead Rise is fun, creepy AF and an overall great escape! I highly recommend it, 4 Deadites Up out of 4!!! Also it has one of the greatest title cards of all time.

Let's romanticize lunch today, shall we???

Woah. How did we not guess him?!

Did you hear? Hugh Grant is an Oompa Loompa in the new prequel Wonka starring Timothy Chalamet

The only Tuckers allowed are Drag Queens in this house!!!

Jodie Foster/Judge Judy erotica, discuss...

The green M&M did it with the candlestick in the study

Kim Kardashian officiated Lukas Gage & Chris Appleton's wedding in Vegas, the more you know

Woman Crush of the Week -  comedy legend Carol Burnett who just turned 90 years young and is still slaying

Most people listen to reply, not understand, truth!

Initially I wasn't interested, but the more I see of the upcoming live action The Little Mermaid  makes actually want to go!

Let's get primal baby

Remember when they called Private Eyes Private Dicks???

I can't quite figure out why, but I find Jack Harlow SAF

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Michael's Musings

Michael Shinafelt

All that matters is the present. With this mantra in mind I took this selfie yesterday so I could look at it today and remember the moment and reflect on it and what it means right here, right now.

It's interesting the things that come to mind looking at this in the moment shot that I spontaneously took. So many thoughts and feelings attached to one present moment. We humans are complex creatures that is for sure, so let's enjoy the ride Minions!!! 

I can tell you that you think I'm right for you, the more you know...

Katie Mahoney sussing out Tom Sandoval regarding Raquel/Rachel on last night's VPR was top tier reality TV 

Why am I getting videos of people getting sucker punched recommended to me on Twitter?! I hate that type of thing and have NEVER given such a video a "Like" 

On Tuesday's I'm HRH, follow protocol 

Crazy Behavior: People who turn the shower on while being under the shower head

Erika Jayne has a residency at the Las Vegas House of Blues "Bet It All On The Blonde" - Glad she's back doing what she loves

I need an energy bill cucumber 

FYI Satan does not want our souls anymore, there's that 

Woman Crush of the Week - Rachel McAdams for doing it her way - winning! 

Things that make you go Hmmmmm - ‘The Last Voyage of the Demeter’ Rated “R” for Bloody Dracula Violence, alrighty then

PS I am the result of the witches you could not burn. Wanted to give you a heads up!

Can't wait to see the Evil Dead Rise, especially since it currently has a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes!!!

Heard there is a film called Cinnamon, wonder if it's based on that one time in Vegas with my friend Karen back in the day when we encountered a woman by that name???

No one has ever referred to me as Mellow Yellow

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Michael Shinafelt

":I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit" - Mae West

"Yes" Minions it's true, I've been spreading my wings a lot of late. Hey, it's helping get me through this difficult time in my life.

Thus I am going to keep on spreading my wings as much as I can...what a feeling!!!

My soul is mysterious as midnight, the more you know...

Slow motion, it's better than no motion

Pennywise will be here before you know it...you'll float too...

Excited to see Katie Maloney finally rip Tom Schwartz a new one on VPR

Cat on a cushion = Maximum chill level

Kelli Giddish will be back for some more Law & Order: SVU - Rollins in the house!

Be safe. You are worth it.

Can we bring back consequences? I miss consequences 

Woman Crush of the Week - Taylor Momsen lead singer of The Pretty Reckless, why?  Because she kicks ass, that's why!!!

For Halloween this year I'm going to dress up as someone with a  9 - 5 job and scare the shit out of everyone in LA.

Even the Vegans want to eat the rich

FYI You are going to Hell no matter how "good" you are

The band geeks shall rule the earth

Legendary Ann-Margaret has her first rock album out at 81 years young

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Give Yourself The Present

One of the things I am striving for with all that is happening to me and around me is to be present.

Hey, it's not as easy as it sounds. I have to keep pinching myself that right here right now is what I wished for (I don't use the word pray, it's an exclusive term.) 

Life is amazing in it's simplicity if you allow yourself to breathe...

Breathe and give yourself the gift of being present, It takes work, but it's worth it!

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I'm A Barbie Girl
Michael Shinafelt

OK, I'm game, here's my Barbie moment. I'm sure you've all seen and heard of the latest Internet sensation, making yourself a Barbie meme in anticipation of the upcoming Barbie Movie. 

Yeah, I could have made myself Ken, but you know me, I always want top billing 😉 

C'mon Barbie Let's go party!!!

Tom Schwartz saying he was a great husband on VPR, pass the barf bag please

FYI You can't keep hiding from your problems with bigger earrings

Sometimes life is like Sesame Street, but in Hell. The more you know...

Speaking of which The Count from Sesame Street's number this week is: 34

I loved this, saw it opening weekend! On this day in 2007: Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino joined forces and released GRINDHOUSE.

One of my first man crushes was Anthony Perkins in Psycho, analyze that!

Anyone have thoughts on Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn in the Joker sequel? Discuss...

Pour some beer on me, like one of your French Girls

Woman Crush of the Week - Ariana Madix for her Academy Award delivery of this gem "For you to die."

Current Jeopardy question: Whose milkshake brings all the Proud Boys to the hill???

Who do you believe the fake blonde with the big tits, or Stormy Daniels?

Please explain to me the type of person who would put ketchup on pizza 😟

Remember the difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber

OK, time to get caffeinated Minions!

Coffee time is here!

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Curiouser, & Curiouser...
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"Why sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast" - Alice in Wonderland

Sounds about right, I'd say, and I just did. The week that just passsed was indeed just that and vice versa, inside out and all that jazz!

Honestly I'm looking forward to something quite ordinary in the weeks to come. Not to mention calm...Yeah that's the ticket, now bring me my flamingo croquet mallet, damn it!!!

I had a dream that in the afterlife everyone lives in coffins and moves about like chess pieces. Also it's not fun because there is no one there you care about. There's that...

Does the Bible make you horny? Asking for a friend

Nobody rides for free in Big Bird's van, nobody!

I've always thought Tom Sandoval on VPR looked like a sleazy pimp. I didn't realize he could look even greasier, but he has managed to do so this season

What do myself and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? Eleven herbs and spices naturally

Got Rabbit Hole???

Sometimes there is no explanation

When someone says they don't like me, they hit me right where I don't GAF

Woman Crush of the Week - Sarah Michelle Gellar, because I have been binging Buffy The Vampire Slayer this past week and remember just how great she and the show are

Disembodied voices, discuss...

Looks like Linda Blair is back for the upcoming Exorcist sequel

I think the female demon from the upcoming Evil Dead sequel visited me this past week and crawled around on my ceiling

Can we talk about Pennyroyal Tea?

I want a pavilion and I want one now...!!!

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Here Comes The Rain Again...
Michael Shinafelt

Rain, rain go away come again some other day...it's hit the saturation point with all this rain in Southern California, over it!

I know we had a really bad drought that lasted five years, but this has been going on for two months now and I'm sure said drought has been adverted by this point. It's Spring only according to the calendar, would be nice it the weather would cooperate...

Does your partner check people out in public, but never watches porn?

Where are all the gays in Africa, I wanna go there

The Evil Dead Rise looks like some intense sh!t

Flowers, Flowers, Flowers that's all I ever hear!!!

The only thing worse than Chlamydia is Florida - Easy A

Why it's deja vu all over again...

Finally saw Barbarian - WTF?! it was just plain lame!!!

Swallowing a symbol of bravery, discuss...

Woman Crush of the Week - Lala Kent of VPR, she's a take no prisoners kind of gal. I'm sure we'd besties in real life

Exactly what is a Hellmouth???

In case you need to hear this: spread love always

Sex doesn't sell voyeurism does

Beloved C#nt, sounds about right

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