Gingerbread Man/Ed Sheeran/Gingerbread Man/Ed Sheeran
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Gwen Stefani
"Yes" I know today's byline is the name of Gwen Stefani's Holiday CD. It seems so fitting for this photo op she took witth Ed Sheeran, I mean the Gingerbread Man at The Grove in Los Angeles, CA. Seriously what could give a Christmas vibe more than Gwen dressed as a Christmas ornament, standing next to a Christmas tree with a man that's good enough to eat I ask you? Uh-huh, that's what I thought, nothing. Have a Sweet Saturday, only 16 more days until the Big C! "I got this feelin' inside my bones, It goes electric wavy when I turn it on" Can't Stop The Feeling, Justin Timberlake Gwen on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gwenstefani/?hl=en
Just Because I need a little pep in my step and some motivation this AM to get my booty to spin class since I slept deep and hard. Here is one Ms. Pamela Anderson arriving in Poland greeted by a bouquet of pink roses. What's that you wonder? What is she doing in Poland and who gave her the pink roses and why?
None of this top secret information was given. I say our intrepid Pam is on a mission to promote world peace and harmony. Tis the season after all. Hey, who better to do it than Pam? Really I meant it.
Being as that I know her let me tell you why she is perfect for this mission. She is funny, sweet, down to earth and cares about the world around her.
Thus I am kicking off my Saturday morning with a strawberry smoothie and a spoonful of Pam.
Just Because bunnies are cute,Just Because we need a respite from the appalling sh!t show of our current government, and Just Because one of the bunnies is Kristin Davis.For some Saturday solitude here is, Kristin Davis (naturally) Charlotte from Sex and the City and, what else? A wascally, widdle, wabbit!
The two were caught canoodling at the traditional inauguration of the Christmas market in Henndorf, Austria. Say that three times fast! Kristin looks pleased as punch to be getting to know her furry buddy and the bunny looks pretty happy too! So when you feel like your mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. Gaze upon this image and breathe. Have a warm and fuzzy Saturday! Kristin on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamkristindavis/?hl=en
After our Lady of Adele cut her tour short due to vocal chord damage she hid from the mighty spotlight for a spell. Well Adele fans rejoice! Our lady has resurfaced this past Saturday with her first post on Instagram in, well, months just in time for Halloween, naturally. Posting a who knows WTF she is going for costume with the captions "Happy Early Halloween & Happy Birthday Gorgeous" and "Also I can't with this hair and make-up." Alright then. Of course Adele's fans are going wild, that's correct, fans gone wild! Speculating what this all means and the significance of the costume she is wearing. Whatever, all I care about is that she is back in the saddle and feeling her bad self again. One more day until Halloween, Silver Shamrock! Adele on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adele/?hl=en
With Baby Driver currently hot, hot, hot it seemed only fitting to show off it's even hotter star Ansel Elgort baring his upper body and pretty much the rest of it as well. Yep, Ansel is darn near naked in this photo of him in a barely there swimsuit, lucky us that he's such a giver. Although I have yet to see it, I hear Baby Driver is quite good and eventually I will give it a watch, but until them I will be content looking at this image of Ansel and wondering what's underneath those trunks. Join me won't you? Happy Saturday & other things! Ansel on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ansel/?hl=en
Did the byline titillate you? Perhaps arouse you? Or at least make you curious? Well here is stud Jon Hamm to talk about sex. Sort of, while catching a wave on the WWW I found Hamm addressing his sex scene in Bridesmaids via People Magazine and since I love me a slice of Hamm I had to read more! Well he did not disappoint. He delivered exactly the type of answer you'd expect from a guy who oozes S-E-X... File this under Enjoyable: "While Jon Hamm admits it was awkward filming his sex scene with Kristen Wiig in the 2012 comedy Bridesmaids (especially since he had to wear a "flesh-colored thong"), he also kind of … well, enjoyed it. "It's like running in the rain. There's a certain point where you go, 'Fuck it, I'm already wet. I'm not going to get any less wet so I might as well enjoy how this feels,'" he told Playboy." (text People Magazine) Hows that for some Saturday Sizzle? Thought so! Jon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/JonMHamm
When I saw this photo I did a double take. The first reason was because I thought it was hot. The second was because it made me want to know more about the guy in it and who he was. Honestly I did not recognize newly engaged actor Colton Haynes of Arrow & Teen Wolf fame as a suicide blonde. Yes, it took pulling the image up for me to see the name attached before I put that piece of the "Who's That Guy?" puzzle together. Colton is "so fetch" in his casual suit and eye catching hair color, so much so that I wouldn't mind having him as one of my...Ha! Did you think I was going to spill on that? That's for the book I am writing. Carrying on, Colton is giving the paparazzi the fingers, you know the universal sign for peace. Which I think is a perfect message for a Saturday, or any day really. So "Peace Out' with Colton. C'mon you know you want to. Colton on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coltonlhaynes/?hl=en
With the big screen go at Baywatch opening May 25th there has been a whole lotta Zac Efron going down. So to speak, but one can dream can't one?
See Zac on a billboard, See Zac on a talk show, See Zac running down the beach half naked showing off his abs, run Zac, run! While I am 100% sure I will not being viewing the actual movie I sure don't mind seeing those Efron abs and those baby blues saturating my retinas everywhere I gaze. Heck don't you think they should have just made a movie about Zac's impossibly sculpted abs and dubbed it Ab Watch? Think about it, but not too hard. Thus I leave you with this fantastical image of a man/boy named Zac and his killer abs for some Saturday delight. Who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth? Zac on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zacefron/?hl=en
Trivia - Joanne Froggatt takes the same Spin Class I do at Gold's Gym Hollywood, the more you know...
Cleopatra Entertainment LLC, the movie division of famed indie record label Cleopatra Records, has acquired all domestic rights to the feel-good true story A Street Cat Named Bob, directed by Roger Spottiswoode (Turner and Hooch, Tomorrow Never Dies) and starring Luke Treadaway (Unbroken), Ruta Gedmintas (The Strain) and Joanne Froggatt (Downtown Abbey). The film, written by Tim John and Maria Nation, is based on the international bestseller by James Bowen and Garry Jenkins. Produced by Adam Rolston for Shooting Script Films, the uplifting story will be released domestically in theaters on November 18th, 2016.
SYNOPSIS:
When James Bowen found an injured, ginger street cat curled up in the hallway of his sheltered accommodation, he had no idea just how much his life was about to change. James was living hand to mouth on the streets of London and the last thing he needed was a pet. Yet James couldn't resist helping the strikingly intelligent tom cat, whom he quickly christened Bob. He slowly nursed Bob back to health and then sent the cat on his way, imagining he would never see him again. But Bob had other ideas. Soon the two were inseparable and their diverse, comic and occasionally dangerous adventures would transform both their lives, slowly healing the scars of each other's troubled pasts.
The book "A Street Cat Named Bob" was first published in the U.K. in March 2012 and spent a record 70 consecutive weeks on the Sunday Times Bestseller list, the majority of which residing at the number one spot. The book has now been published in more than 30 territories, including the U.S., China, and Japan, selling more than five million copies worldwide.
Damian Jones (Absolutely Fabulous, The Lady In The Van) serves as executive producer on the film. Prescience fully financed the production and Tim Smith, Paul Brett, Anders Erden and James Swarbrick also serve as executive producers. The Exchange handled sales.
Sony Pictures Releasing International and Stage 6 Films will release the film on November 4th in the UK and in multiple territories this fall.
"This is a universal story that audiences around the world have already embraced," said Cleopatra founder Brian Perera. "We are excited to play a part in bringing this project to both old and new fans of this inspiring story."
"Powerful and inspirational, with a strong music base, A Street Cat Named Bob makes this true life story a perfect fit for Cleopatra Distribution," said Brian O'Shea, The Exchange CEO.
Think playing a superhero in a big budget movie is all shits & giggles? Well you thought wrong! Andrew Garfield for example when asked how they could improve his Spider-Man costume stated: "We're going to make it easier for me to piss" Yes, the plight of peeing in a superhero costume is real. Apparently the one thing that never crosses anyone's mind who designs them is how the actor wearing one is going to relieve themselves. Nope, the only thought that goes into the outfit is how tight they can make it and how good it looks on the thespian wearing it. Sort of makes one want to "Just Say No" to playing one of these dynamic beings, doesn't it? Can you imagine if for some reason you contracted food poisoning while on set and...I'll leave you with that image, because of the giver I am. Happy Saturday and may the piss be with you! Andrew on IMDB: www.imdb.com/name/nm1940449/
Yes, it's the truth. Real men do wear plaid. Ryan Gosling, pictured above is proof of this. See Ryan walking in LA, see him wearing plaid while doing so, walk Ryan, walk... I really like Gosling as an actor and as eye candy and he could pretty much wear anything he wants and still catch my attention. But when he goes all lumberjack on us well it has that extra added something now doesn't it kids? Of course my favorite thing to see Ryan in is his Birthday Suit, as if you didn't know that already. Have a Sexy Saturday! Ryan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ryangosling
Nothing catches my eye more than a photo of a guy with his legs spread wide. Needless to say this image literally "popped" at me when I saw it. I mean who knew the host of Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen had this great of a body since he keeps it under wraps on the show. Sitting on a medicine ball in his best come to Daddy stance and sporting a sassy Erika Jayne T-Shirt he's a Boy's wet dream and ideal for a Daddy/Boy/Daddy tag team session. Yes, you can use Andy Cohen for many things in the boudoir, and from the looks of it I am sure he has done them all! Happy Saturday and enjoy the DILF view! Schwing!!! Andy on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bravoandy/
"There's got to be a morning after, If we can hold on through the night We have a chance to find the sunshine, Let's keep on looking for the light" - Maureen McGovern Theme from The Poseidon Adventure Well it's the morning after and although we didn't board the SS Poseidon it certainly feels like we are on a sinking ship. The majority of you, like myself, are still feeling like they are in an alternate universe, an episode of The Twilight Zone to be more specific. Well honestly we are. However I am going about my usual Saturday routine of drinking my smoothie and heading to my spin class at Gold's Gym. Life does not stop because a bigly bully is now our commander and chief. With this being said I am going to leave you with the image above on the first day of what is for sure going to be a turbulent voyage to say the least. Michelle Obama & Hillary Clinton looking at each other says it all without any verbiage. Make the morning after awesome for yourselves and your sanity. Time for my Blueberry smoothie.
Woke up this morning got myself a bowl of blueberries and some Tejava Tea and started feeling perky. Caffeine and antioxidants will do that to ya. Perky generally makes me silly, and I guess that makes this a Silly Saturday. Not that this image of Anderson Cooper and an elephant is necessarily silly, but it certainly has the power to be. It also can evoke a number of other emotions, but most importantly none of them would be negative. There is a lot of that going around these days, I can't imagine why...Not!!! Well I am onto my next piece of fruit this ayem a banana and then off to spin. Have a whoop ass Saturday and get silly with it! Cooper on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/andersoncooper/?hl=en
Not A Creature Was Stirring, Except For Mickey Mouse! Ryan Reynolds, Mickey Mouse & Blake Lively
Santa made me post this. Blame it on the spirit of Christmas taking possession of me, but I just had to post this way too cute photo of Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively striking a pose with Santa Mickey in front of the castle at Disneyland. Apparently the twosome were there celebrating their daughter James' second Birthday. Happy, Happy James! What made me cross over to the saccharine side? If you have ever been to Disneyland at Christmas time you would understand just how much more magical it is this time of year. It can turn any Scrooge into a Tiny Tim. I was there last year in December and had a truly enchanted day. The theme park's halls are decked with the most festive of decor and the happy factor is off the hook! Speaking of which, Happy Saturday to and to all a good one! PS Although I had a blast, I must say I am a bit grouchy that I did not get a photo with Santa Mickey too...Bah Humbug! Disneyland on the WWW: https://disneyland.disney.go.com/
Did you know for every new episode of Saturday Night Live they tape an angel gets it's wings? Not! But they do have an after party, that's for sure! Yep, the fun doesn't halt when the cameras stop rolling.
Where do I sign up to get a job on that show?!
This past Saturday's party held at The Cutting Room in NYC brought out some big names, one of them happened to be Madonna. Leslie Jones nabbed a pic of her and the superstar for the fans and tweeted:
Tomorrow daylight savings time ends. Yeah, I know, don't you hate that? This year instead of riding on a bummer about it, I decided to make it a fun little party of sorts. How you may ask? How about we turn back time with ten quotes from Singer/Academy Award winning actress of the song about past regret, Cher! Isn't this much more entertaining than being annoyed with it like most of us usually are? Happy Saturday before the end of time! Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. Hate crimes are the scariest thing in the world because these people really believe what they're doing is right. I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.
I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you are any minority in this country at all, what could possibly possess you to vote Republican? Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in. I keep coming back because I have no place else to go. What else would I do? I love to sing. People are negative no matter what you do. I'm amusing and crazy on Twitter. I talk about important things, stupid things. Go cannon humping with Cher below -
Want To Join Us? Sting, John Stamos & Taylor Lautner
What happens in Vega$, for the most part, usually stays there. Luckily in this case this shot of hot three way Sting, John Stamos & Taylor Lautner didn't end up in one of the proverbial holes in the desert. The three stopped to strike a pose backstage at the iHeartRadio Music Festival held at the T-Mobile Arena in Sin City this past Saturday. No word on what they did post photo op...like I stated above for the most part what happens in Vega$ pretty much stays there. Damn! Now if you'll excuse me I have some serious fantasizing to do. Happy Monday! iHeartRadio at: www.iheart.com/
This image of a naked Josh Brolin enjoying his morning coffee during a sunrise in Joshua Tree, CA is brought to by Josh's Instagram page. Translation, He posted it himself. "Yes" Josh has no shame when it comes to the celebrity skin game. In fact the ruggedly handsome actor offspring of the ruggedly handsome actor James Brolin is apparently proud of what he's got and loves to flaunt it judging by the caption he gave the photo: "Once upon a time, there was a dude who didn't give a..." Cheers to that! So glad you are such a giver Josh! Schwing! Josh on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshbrolin/?hl=en
"Vacation, All I ever wanted, Vacation, Had to get away" - The Go Go's Recently whilst on vacation Amy Schumer and her boyfriend Ben Hanisch decided to clown around and took this photo which ended up on her Instagram with the caption "Jerks at Versailles" Oh Amy I thought you were way more clever than this. Why not the caption Versailles Jerk? This way you could have pretended you made up a new dance craze or something. Ponder that! It's Saturday don't forget to jerk! Amy on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/amyschumer/?hl=en
