Saturday Sinema: Horror Express

All Aboard!!!

Horror royalty and Hammer alumni Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee reunite for this tale of mad monks, primitive humanoids and bloodthirsty zombies set aboard a train bound for Moscow - all aboard the Horror Express! Renowned anthropologist Saxton (Lee) boards the Trans-Siberian Express with a crate containing the frozen remains of a primitive humanoid which, he believes, may prove to be the missing link in human evolution. But all hell breaks loose when the creature thaws out, turning out to be not quite as dead as once thought! Directed by Spanish filmmaker Eugenio Martin, Horror Express remains one for the most thrilling (and, quite literally!) chilling horror efforts of the early 1970s.

Bonus Materials

• Brand new 2K restoration from original film elements
• High Definition Blu-ray (1080p) presentation
• Original Uncompressed mono audio
• Optional English subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing
• Brand new audio commentary with Stephen Jones and Kim Newman
• Introduction to the film by film journalist and Horror Express super-fan Chris Alexander
• Murder on the Trans-Siberian Express - an interview with director Eugenio Martin
• Notes from the Blacklist - Horror Express producer Bernard Gordon on working in Hollywood during the McCarthy Era
• Telly and Me - an interview with composer John Cacavas
• Original Theatrical Trailer
• Reversible sleeve featuring newly commissioned artwork by Graham Humphreys
• FIRST PRESSING ONLY: Fully-illustrated collector's booklet with new writing by Adam Scovell

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Freaky Friday

When In Rome
Scott Disick

OK, today is not really Freaky Friday it's more about Freeballing. I personally am a big supporter of the non athletic kind of freeing the ball. "Yes" I do it all the time, every chance I get.

In the past I have brought you hung Freeballers Jon Hamm & Justin Theroux. Today's Freeball moment is brought to you by Scott Disick. Don't pretend you don't know who Scott is, he of Keeping Up With The Kardashians fame, Kourtney Kardashian's Baby Daddy - 

Well now we know why she kept him around (other than for the kids) during all his wild and untamed thing antics. Yeah, there it's a pretty big one, if you get my drift and I know you do.

Honestly while Scott is not my cup of milk (wink) - I get why one might want to take him for a test drive around the block a few times.

But I would have personally kicked him to the curb each time and brought him back on a limited time basis. 

Hey, never underestimate the power of VPL...

Pants Drop!

Scott on IG -
https://www.instagram.com/letthelordbewithyou/?hl=en  

Michael's Musings

#TBT: Back To The Cave
Michael Shinafelt

"Oh, let's get back to the cave, No-one ever told us we had time to waste
Oh, let's get back to the cave for a little while, Ah, yeah, for a little while" - Lita Ford

Well this week has been quite the week for memes. Between the State of the Union address, Nancy Pelosi & Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, why darlins' it was a tough call but I did pick the one that really resonated with me most as my favorite.

"Yep" it will be featured below and "No" I am not going to tell you which one it is, you're gonna have to read 'till you get to it. Just say "Yes Sir" - now carry on. 

Saw a Valentine's Day commercial for KY Jelly, nothing says I Love You like lube

Nancy Pelosi gives a whole new meaning to "Clap On, Clap Off"

I've been cutting meat all my life

What looks to be one of it's best, season 9 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres this Tuesday, meow!

I'm sorry I called you a twat. You're welcome

Lemon water burns fat. The more you know.

The Grammy Awards are this weekend aka the night my insomnia ends 

Is your refrigerator running? If so I might vote for it in 2020.

My Favorite Meme This Week

Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionists debuts March 20th, I'm giddy right now

This week's word: Slide

Gus Kenworthy will be playing Emma Roberts boyfriend on season 9 of American Horror Story - File this under things that make you go Hmmmmmmm...

Happy Chinese New Year...Oink!

When in doubt strip like Adam Levine 

"Why is no one talking about how, while Glenn Close is extraordinary in “The Wife”, every other performance in the film is horrendous?" - Tony Tripoli, Comedian 

Come back to my cave at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt  

Hump Day & Chill

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Hey Pig, Happy New Year!

When Pigs Talk
Babe

Today marks the Chinese New Year and guess what? It is the year of the pig...oink! I am the year of the snake, make of that what you will. But today it's time to get piggy with it!

Of course my horse there is always a pig that makes me nostalgic Babe. I remember being extremely reluctant to view a movie about a talking pig despite it's critical acclaim. But eventually I caved and did it. As in watched it.

With a mighty "baa ram ewe" I loved it! "Yes" the talking pig made me eat trough.

Thus in honor of this piggy year I wanted to tip my _____ the blank is yours to fill in and fantasize as you wish. To the ultimate pig...I've got you Babe! 

Babe on IMDB: 
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112431/?ref_=nv_sr_1 

Monday Motivation

No Explanation Needed

It's raining hardcore today in Los Angeles thus it is the perfect day to hibernate and write. That's correct today's Monday Motivation is writing. In addition to writing this post today I also have to finish up a piece on my 50 lb wight loss for a Gay oriented magazine as well as get busy with some other endeavors of a personal nature.

"Yes" I have my own pet project that I am working on to please myself and F#ck it if no one else likes it. This line of thinking gave me a flashback to when Madonna unleashed her Sex book. Oh the controversy that it caused. 

While it was mostly images, there was written passages by Madge herself. That described sexual fantasies, positions, fetishes, blah, blah, blah...

Is my pet project of a sexual nature you are asking? I'll plead the 5th, you will find out when I am ready to let the dogs out. That's right it was me who let the dogs out. Now you have the answer to that age old riddle.

Time to pull myself up by my jock and get moving, get your red hot Monday Motivation jones on people!

The Sex Book on Wikipedia -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_(book)

Black History Month

February is Black History Month - thus there are many things going on in honor of it. For nstance the library near me is having a free screening of Spike Lee's BlacKkKlansman this Thursday at 1 pm. "Yes" I am attending as I have yet to see it and very much want to. 

I also wanted to acknowledge it with an iconic teaming between two of my favorites Ella Fitzgerald & Marilyn Monroe. The image and Ms. Fitzgerald's words that accompany it speak for themselves. 

Thus I leave you with it on this Superbowl Sunday February 3rd 20019. 

Black History Month on Wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_History_Month