Showing posts with label April. Show all posts
Showing posts with label April. Show all posts

Monday, May 1, 2023

Happy May Day!

Heading Into May Like...
Carrie White

It's May the first Minions, typically known as May Day. It also happens to be Monday, May Day Monday is what I'm calling it, so there!

As I emerge from a chaotic April I'm grateful to see the things settling in, some, "Yes" I am a big fan of low vibe energy, it's the best kind. 

Thus I'm making like Carrie White and emerging from the wreckage into, well who knows, but I'm sure it's better than the fate that Carrie met.

Time for a pole dance!

May Day on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_Day 

Wednesday, July 1, 2020

Hump Day & Chill

Current Mood
Kyle MacLachlan
While on Instagram yesterday I spied this whimsical image of Kyle MacLachlan in my feed, obviously I follow him on there. It made me smile and I felt it captures my Current Mood quite nicely on this July 1st Hump Day & Chill Thank You very much.

It also got me thinking about one of my favorite films of all time Showgirls, in which Kyle played the powerful sleaze Zack Carey. A film which that was an embarrassment to him at the time, but he is glad it took on a life of it's own as a "crowd-pleaser."

One of my fond memories of Showgirls aside from MacLachlan's delightfully slimy portrayal of Zack is the many shots of his supple booty. "Yes" Kyle has a nice full fleshy bottom that is a joy to behold.

Thus I surfed over to Tye Briggs Favorite Hunks & Other Things just knowing I would see those gratuitous images of the MacLachlan bum. Lo and behold I did! Turns out Tye revisited Showgirls this past April with many shots of Kyle's backside.

So let's celebrate July with some buns to Hump Day & Chill to, get your red hot MacLachlan Buns by hitting the link below!!!

https://favoritehunks.blogspot.com/2020/04/a-look-back-kyle-maclachlan-in-showgirls.html 

Thursday, April 2, 2020

Michael's Musings

From A Social Distance
Michael Shinafelt
Well March is finally over THAT was the longest month ever!!! I suspect since we are still on lock down until the end of April, March now has competition.

I, like you minions, can't wait until all this is over, so what have all of you been doing with your time, well here are some of the things I've been doing, texting and thinking...

For reasons only known to them HBO is playing a lot of old movies of late. Sometimes it's great when they play gems like Dangerous Liasons, but most of the time it's, meh

My Social Media game has improved of late, there's that

In today's episode of My Life With The Chill Pill Cult

Alyssa Milano is trending on Twitter at present. It's because she called out Bernie Sanders for putting his ego above the greater good. Wait, don't we already have a President that does that?!

If one is unhappy about the way they are depicted in a documentary, here's a hint - stop being a jerk

Life Hack: If you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can't touch your face...you're welcome!

Kenny Rogers checking out during the apocalypse is the most "know when to fold them" gangsta move I've ever seen

The things I will put up your a$$ if you don't STFU, luckily I have a lot of bananas 


Woman Crush of the Week - Michelle Pfeiffer as Madame de Tourvel in Dangerous Liasons - Beautiful and heartbreaking.

See's Candy has halted production, the line has officially been crossed

Employees at Grocery Stores right now should get combat pay

Helpful Tip - remember Vegans are the closest thing to grass fed. Think about it, but not too much

#quaranpeen

Currently pizza is an essential food group for me

Social Distance with me at...
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt  

Saturday, April 6, 2019

Just Because...Polka Dots

Dotty
Sarah Paulson
Just Because it's the weekend, Just Because I'm feeling whimsical and Just Because it's Sarah Paulson I bring you polka dots!

"Yes" polka dots are my and Sarah's gift to you the first weekend of April 2019 - Why? Why not, I ask? Polka Dots are fun in fact I had a polka dot shirt that was the same color and pattern as Sarah's dress once, except it was a shirt. My shirt/her dress/my shirt/her dress...get it?

Thus in my whimsical stupor I leave you wanting nothing more than to see the world through polka dot glasses today. I'm such a simplistic cooch.

Mic Drop!

Sarah on IG -
https://www.instagram.com/mssarahcatharinepaulson/?hl=en

Monday, April 1, 2019

Monday Motivation

You've Got To Have Friends
Leah Remini & Cheryl Burke 

Hey, it's the first day of April and nothing says Spring like a Wedding Shower, or Sangria, warm weather, poppies in bloom...blah, blah, blah.

Back to the Wedding Shower thing. Leah Remini threw DWTS' Cheryl Burke a, shower for her pending nuptials to Matthew Lawrence this past Saturday and don't they look ever so adorbs together at it? Don't they? Answer me damn it!

How is this Monday Motivation? - well it can be in several avenues. What avenues are they Michael? Glad you asked, here is a short list:

1) Being Happy
2) Friend Goals
3) Love
4) Family 

I think I have expanded on my jam enough to get you started on your path to enlightenment.

Call me Buddha Michael!

Keep up with bride to be Cheryl Burke on IG -

Tuesday, January 1, 2019

Hello 2019...


So it's January 1st 2019, feel different than when it was 2018 yesterday? Yeah, I figured not, perhaps you may be feeling hungover, but not like a "new you."

Let's cut through that noise and get real, it's simply a new year nothing has changed other than a number. Think of it as page one of three hundred and sixty five. Change, if you truly want it happens over time and by putting in the effort and wanting to evolve.

When it happens, it happens. It's not going to be brought on by some fairy tale notion that does not exist. For example my change happened in April of last year. It was the result of hard work on my inner as well as outer self, it happened when all my efforts came together and propelled me to the place I was supposed to be.

So enjoy your day off, because that's all it really is. Life should be a constant journey, the experience of it is a constant and isn't going to magically change until you put in the work and have the desire.

That being stated I wish everyone a great year, enjoy the ride and constantly motivate yourself to achieve your goals. Who knows they might happen sooner than you think.

Now if you'll excuse me I hear one of my goals calling - laundry...

Join me for 365 days of motivation at:
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Thursday, April 12, 2018

Michael's Musings

The Doctor Is Out!
Michael Shinafelt
"Oh, Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning, Oh, Doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?" - Thompson Twins

I don't know about you, but I feeling like I need to get physical. Oh, doctor, please give it to me. Gladly, how do you like it???

My finger is on the trigger, now cough...welcome to this weeks musings, strap one on it's going to be a horny ride, or not. Life is a mystery, and a mixed bag. Get used to it.

Stop using sex as a weapon, well that's no fun!

Erika Jayne in latex on this weeks RHOBH - Mic Drop!

Alligator Lesbians in the sewer, discuss

Once upon a time I was 213 pounds and 5' 7" -  now I am 179 pounds, oh and I did all this at 52 years young. Stay tuned more weight is going to get lost!

Favorite quote about my recent weight drop? "Awesome, get out your leisure pants and 8 track player. The 70's are back!" -  Robert Krzeski

Someone at Uber hacked my bank account this week

Let's get back to being horny, it's more fun!

When you feel yourself you _____ yeah I like to tease

"There are many ways to be free. One of them is to transcend reality by imagination, as I try to do" - Anais Nin 


Got Wahlburgers???
Hit Wahlburgers on the Sunset Strip for the first time this week for lunch with Partners In Crime Jackie Kilmer & Ken Phillips - "yes" it was orgasmic

That time you put your hand on your....and it went something like....that

 "You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a man" - Kathleen Turner, Body Heat

On a personal note,  I like my men smart

Sometimes it snows in April

What's new pussycat? Find out and follow me at:
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https://twitter.com/MShinafelt    

Thursday, November 2, 2017

Michael's Musings

Are You There Leather? It's Me, Michael
Michael Shinafelt
It's the second day of November and aren't you happy??? Halloween came, and went, this year the West Hollywood Halloween Carnival was fun, because I was with friends. But lackluster in terms of costumes and smelling like ween spirit.

Translation? I did not see one motherf#cking person in celebratory dress that I wanted to photograph or be photographed with.


Yep, time to pull my broomstick out and stick it up someone else's ass!


Thirty days has September, April, June & November - the more you know


Oh what a feeling when we're dancing on the ceiling!


80's music was plentiful at this year's Halloween Carnival in West Hollywood. Not sure why that was, but this ghoul likey!


"And this curve, is your smile, And this cross, is your heart, And this line, is your path" - Kate Bush, Red Shoes


Wendy Williams collapses. While I wish no one ill will, I really can't think of a woman more deserving. Think about why I chose the word woman instead of person, but not too much.


I saw an ecstatic headline on E! about Starbuck's unveiling their new Holiday cups. Seriously?! 


Last time I checked I weighed in at a mighty 197, down 16 lbs. from 213. I have been so on the run this week and not to the gym, yet eating healthy on the fly I wonder what the tally will be Saturday before spin. I say I lost, not gained. Place your bets!


Sometimes you feel like a slut, sometimes you don't. Pick which one I'm feeling today


Nicole Kidman vows to work with a female Director every 18 months - Just Sayin' 


Headline: Dustin Hoffman sexually harassed me when I was seventeen. Yeah, I know, most of you reading this are like, Dustin Whoman


Pussy Man
Dear Kevin Spacey, you are a coward, your House of Cards is going to fall!

Every time I see the "Fake News" it makes me want carrot juice - it's really not that ambiguous of a statement


TMINow that the weather is getting cooler I'm starting to put on underwear

There is an image on Wikipedia of Kathy Griffin when you pull up the word: Desperate 

If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me at;
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Saturday, April 1, 2017

Just Because...David Beckham

Fistful & Mouthful
David Beckham
It's April 1st, yet I won't try to fool around with you. I present to you instead this image of David Beckham leaving a gym in West Hollywood with a fistful of smoothies and a mouthful of cash.

Only Beckham can make this look sexy, while the rest of us mere mortals would make it quite awkward or silly looking.

Well at least we know that David doesn't sit on his unicorn booty in his spare time now don't we?

Today why don't we all Bend It Like Beckham, yeah, that's correct I am suggesting you get out and exercise or do something on this fine first day of April. Don't be a fool, I pity the fool.

Have a good one! 

Beckham on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/davidbeckham/?hl=en  

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

It's A Wrap: Pretty Little Liars

So Long, Farewell...
Shay Mitchell
After 7 years the party will be over when Pretty Little Liars premieres it's last and final season in April 2017.

The show recently wrapped production on said season and actress Shay Mitchell, who portrays Emily Fields, poured her heart out in a farewell video. Describing her experience on the show as the best seven years of her life 

Big girls don't cry, Shay. I am so kidding. As a PLL fan I am going to be sorry to see the show go, yet I feel like the time has come for it to end while it is still on top and not being dragged into the ground. 

What will I miss most? The characters, the sharp writing & good acting that truly elevated "popcorn" entertainment to a level that was actually relevant.

The "Liars" will be greatly missed when PLL reaches it's finale episode. For Ms. Mitchell that has already happened. Pretty Little Liars fans, like me, check out her heartfelt goodbye below. 


Shay on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/shaym/?hl=en

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Double Vision: Shay Mitchell

Seeing Double
Shay Mitchell
It's no secret that I am a big fan of Freeform's Pretty Little Liars. Can you believe that summer finale?! When Noel Kahn got beheaded it was shocking and funny all at once, "yes" I laughed, really hard!

What I can't believe is they are going to make us what until Spring for the final ten episodes of the series. April to be exact. I cry foul, the show usually returns in January. Oh, well what is one going to do? Keep up with the "Liars" on social media naturally. 

It seems like only yesterday I was Tweeting, in fact it was when this fun image of Shay Mitchell came through on my feed with the caption: "Never Stop Smiling" which, yeah, made me smile : )

Shay for those of you who aren't aware plays Emily Fields on PLL. Speaking of Emily, I was intrigued that she and Alison DiLaurentis poartrayed by Sasha Pieterse on the show seem to be coupling.

Personally I would love this! Also there is a fan theory out there that actually makes sense. In one of the episodes Emily decides to donate her eggs to make money. They end up stolen, Alison reveals to Emily she is pregnant in the summer finale. The theory is somehow the egg in Ali's womb belongs to Emily thus her unborn child is... Well you get the idea. This is one fan theory I think is going to prove true.

Keep Smiling!

Shay on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/shaymitch  

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Trusssst In Meeee...Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson & Her Alter Ego, Kaa
The Jungle Book
Normally I don't get too juiced about re-dos of movies. Especially one of my favorites, of which Disney's animated version of The Jungle Book happens to be. This being said I am looking forward to the arrival of the "live action" version of it swinging into theaters this April 15th. The preview looks amazing!

Although I am not quite sure why it is being called "live action" as the only character who is not CGI is Neel Sethi as Mowgli the man cub. Oh well.

One of the things that literally hypnotizes me and Mowgli in the preview is images of Kaa the snake with a spot on vocal performance by Scarlett Johansson. This is one python that could definitely cast a spell on anyone and make them submit to their will.

It sends a chill up my spine when Scarlett hisses: "Trussst in meeee"

Proving that old adage about a "snake in the grass."

Don't say I didn't warn you!!! 

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Sunday, July 12, 2015

Bitch, I Don't Wanna!

Truth Or...???
Whilst giving an interview to Dot429 sexy Looking stud, Jonathan Groff said that while starring in Lin-Manuel Miranda's musical Hamilton that Madonna was banned from attending the show after a performance she attended in April.

Apparently the Bitch didn't wanna get off her cell phone and her face was perfectly lit for three quarters of the show down in front.

Of course the Big M's rep denies it, but Groff insists it's true.

Gee I wonder how Madonna would have felt if someone did that while she was performing Speed The Plow?

Just Sayin'....

Jonathan on IMDBhttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm2676147/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Madonna on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/madonna 

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Ladies Who Lunch: Lady Gaga & Lisa Vanderpump

Vanderpump Rules & Is Gaga For The Lady
Photo: 17 Online

People were doing double takes this past Friday, April 17th, when Lady Gaga dined with Lisa Vanderpump and the Real Housewives restaurant PUMP in West Hollywood, CA -

Gaga's Mom & manager also joined them.  Fans of Gaga and her music, which apparently Lisa is, will recall that Vanderpump and some of her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills co-stars appeared in the video for Lady Gaga's song "G.U.Y." from her Art Pop album.

Here is what Lisa V. Tweeted about the evening:

"Cosy dinner @ladygaga ...At PUMP ...woman after my own heart #lgbt #dogcrazy."


Wouldn't you want to be a fly on the wall at that table?

Dine with the women on Twitter at:

Gaga: https://twitter.com/ladygaga
Vanderpump: https://twitter.com/lisavanderpump

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

April Foolishness With Margaret Cho

It's April Foolish With Margaret Cho
Photo: Pixievision 
Since I can not really play an April Fools gag on here, how about some April Foolishness with the one and only Margaret Cho!

Yes, let's get down with our inner fool today, OK? Are you ready? Margaret along with her sidekick, Princess Superstar have taken it upon themselves to send up bubble butts with the song parody of Booty by Iggy Azalea & Jennifer Lopez bearing the title: My Booty is Efficient

Poking fun at the big booty craze hitting everyone from Kim Kardashian to Nicki Minaj.

Since I am in possession of a bubble ass, I happen to like them, the bigger the better the tighter the sweatpants, oh yeah!

Enjoy the first day of April and let's get foolish!


                                                    My Booty is Efficient 

Get your April Fools on with Margaret at:
http://margaretcho.com/
https://twitter.com/margaretcho